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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2320 on: September 20, 2017, 12:29:50 PM »
Heh!  I wish I had a big cat loyal only to me!

My door wouldn't have to be locked ever!



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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2322 on: September 22, 2017, 01:34:54 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2323 on: September 22, 2017, 08:00:42 AM »
And a return appearance by our favorite pin-cushions in the animals-are-people-too cult -

http://www.wistv.com/story/36420859/orangeburg-chicken-truck-crash-will-be-memorialized-by-peta

Yeah....pretty lame.







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H/T - Weaselzippers
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2324 on: September 22, 2017, 09:30:02 AM »
Sorry Libertas for encroaching, but I saw this funny thing today [might be removed but ?]
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2325 on: September 22, 2017, 11:58:50 AM »
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No encroachment...clean play.  Carry on!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2326 on: September 22, 2017, 12:50:25 PM »
As always...'Zippers are killin' me!



That there is timeless truth!



And that's just fricken hilarious!

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https://www.weaselzippers.us/357955-friday-open-thread-187/

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2327 on: September 22, 2017, 03:48:44 PM »
  Some of those are screamers!!    ::hysterical::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2328 on: September 23, 2017, 01:31:25 AM »
The pussy?  Naaaaaa.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2329 on: September 26, 2017, 12:25:30 PM »
Second Apology Tour

TPC hits it out of the park again!



Ohh. so cute.



True BFF's...this non-binary love is real, you can tell!



Surprised?!





http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obama-goes-on-apology-tour-to-apologize-for-trump-s-threats-t19725.html

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2330 on: September 26, 2017, 12:55:30 PM »
Okay a new monitor is ordered, and I'll get  another cup of coffee
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2331 on: October 04, 2017, 01:00:14 PM »
TPC hits another out the park with this Jimmy Kimmel post!




Jimmy Kimmel cares so much about everyone, that he tip-toes past medicine cabinets so he doesn't wake up any sleeping pills.

How do you keep Jimmy Kimmel busy between tapings? Give him a piece of paper that says "flip” on both sides.

Why does Jimmy Kimmel have to always be reminded to get out of the shower? Because his shampoo bottle says “lather, rinse, repeat.”

Kimmel's handlers also have to be careful about leaving him with orange juice containers: they say “concentrate,” and he winds up staring at them for hours.

Why did the Jimmy Kimmel get so excited about finishing a jigsaw puzzle in six months? Because the box said it was for “2 to 4 years.”

Jimmy Kimmel's secret dream is to be Vanna White. No, it's not an Obama transvestite fantasy: Kimmel wants to actually learn the alphabet.

Speaking of which, Kimmel's other secret fantasy has actually come true: he finally got a boob job - the only job he's truly qualified for.

How do you know if Jimmy Kimmel's been using his computer? The screen is full of White Out.

What did Jimmy Kimmel's wife say when she found out she was pregnant? “I wonder if it’s mine.”

When did Jimmy Kimmel almost drown? When he spotted a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Jimmy Kimmel and his wife walked into a building. Neither of them saw it coming.

How do you confuse Jimmy Kimmel? Put him in a circle and tell him to sit in the corner.

Why did Jimmy Kimmel bring a ladder to his first Hollywood party? Whoever invited him told him all the drinks were on the house.

How do you force Jimmy Kimmel to repeat stupid ideas? You don’t have to. He was born that way.

Why did Jimmy Kimmel's wife put lipstick on her forehead? She was desperately trying to make up her mind.

Why can't Jimmy Kimmel ever successfully dial 911? He can't find the eleven.

Why does Jimmy Kimmel always hold his ears? Because he's desperately trying to hold in an original thought.

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/jokes-about-jimmy-kimmel-t19746.html

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2333 on: October 05, 2017, 11:38:40 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2334 on: October 06, 2017, 08:32:21 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=140&v=adPXDTvADD0

Woke Jeans. Apparently SNL gets to be funny now once every year or so

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2335 on: October 06, 2017, 01:17:19 PM »
WZer's on a roll again...



Heh!



Snort!



'atta girl!   ::thumbsup::



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For Alan...



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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2336 on: October 06, 2017, 01:56:00 PM »
Sent via e-mail to me; could it be were they keep politicians ?
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2337 on: October 07, 2017, 10:24:11 AM »
For Alan...



Rules? We don't need no stinkin' rules on da short bus!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2338 on: October 09, 2017, 11:32:42 AM »
I can...uhh...roll with that, Alan.

More giggle to be found here -

https://earloftaint.com/2017/10/03/2017-halloween-gallery/

OK, Castro's love child is hilarious!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #2339 on: October 11, 2017, 08:48:16 AM »
updated

All gave some -- Some gave all    Humbled to be one of the 33 original members of the Coast Guard Honor Guard, started in 1962.
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