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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3300 on: August 04, 2021, 12:02:32 PM »
Simple, "You're welcome".   ::hysterical::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3301 on: August 04, 2021, 12:24:46 PM »
Family man. He used his wife as a human shield. Lucky for me he was taller than her.

https://twitter.com/mchooyah/status/1422681058806571008

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3302 on: August 04, 2021, 05:30:51 PM »
Simple, "You're welcome".   ::hysterical::

"Thank you for noticing..."

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3303 on: August 04, 2021, 07:31:17 PM »
Finally revealed (stolen form the White House situation room):

2 Timothy 1:7
For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but of power & of love and of calm, a well-balanced mind, discipline and self-control.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3304 on: August 11, 2021, 01:17:00 PM »


Heh.

And...don't think we'll have to wait quite that long...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3305 on: August 13, 2021, 10:09:02 AM »
Marxist schemes...illustrated...

https://youtu.be/BS90PApRE84
H/T-CTH

Yup.

What number brick are we on, anybody really know???
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3306 on: August 13, 2021, 01:26:30 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3307 on: August 19, 2021, 09:16:19 AM »

H/T-CTH

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3309 on: August 25, 2021, 12:38:57 PM »
Via CTH -



Co-morbidities!!!!   ::hysterical::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3310 on: August 25, 2021, 01:00:57 PM »
Always has his mouth gaped open. They would've had to use a crane to get her fat ass into air force1 not to mention widen the doors

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3311 on: August 27, 2021, 02:01:04 PM »

H/T-WZ

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3312 on: August 30, 2021, 09:49:12 PM »
Old Sunday School song...

Young Folks, Old Folks

CHORUS
Young folks, old folks everybody come
Come to Sunday School & have a lot of fun!
Please check your razors & rifles @ the door
And you’ll hear some Bible stories that you’ve never heard before.


Moses was the leader of Israel’s flock
With an old umbrella he brought water from the rock
Everyone came forward and they gave a mighty cheer
But they all were disappointed when they saw it wasn’t beer!

Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego
Couldn't please the king so out they had to go;
He threw 'em in the furnace, tried to burn 'em with his staff,
But they wore asbestos underwear and gave the king a laugh!

David and Solomon both led naughty lives
Flirting in the afternoon with other people's wives
Eventually in their latter years their conscience gave them qualms
That’s why Solomon penned the Proverbs, and why David wrote the Psalms.

Samson was a very mighty man,
He could do anything that dynamite can
He leaned upon the temple and that’s when the temple fell
And all the people,
Ran
Like . . .

(Young folks, old folks everybody come
Come to Sunday School & have a lot of fun!)
2 Timothy 1:7
For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but of power & of love and of calm, a well-balanced mind, discipline and self-control.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3313 on: August 31, 2021, 03:12:53 PM »


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3316 on: September 01, 2021, 12:22:39 PM »
OMG!  This is the most hilarious thing I've seen in a long time!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1432539854479503361

The dipstick school board clown does not even know he's being tooled with and keeps reading them!!!

Wayne Kerr   ::laughonfloor::

Must be done everywhere where Marxists pretend to listen to their bosses with open disdain!!!

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3317 on: September 01, 2021, 04:32:24 PM »
 ::hysterical::

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3318 on: September 03, 2021, 09:57:17 AM »
ETA - H/T-WZ

There's a lot of fake news out there. That's why you're smart and read The Babylon Bee. We're real journalists.

And as such, we've just landed an exclusive interview with a very high-profile guest: Joe Biden's back. We grilled the president's back on a wide range of topics. Read on for this insightful interview:

BABYLON BEE: Thanks for being here, Mr. President.

PRESIDENT BIDEN: They told me not to take any questions.

BABYLON BEE: Who told you that? Who is "they"? Aren't you the president?

Joe Biden turned around at this point and sat facing away from us for the remainder of this interview.

BABYLON BEE: Wow, real mature.

PRESIDENT BIDEN: ...

BABYLON BEE: Anyway, I guess we'll just continue. Do you feel the Afghanistan withdrawal could have been handled better?

PRESIDENT BIDEN: ...

BABYLON BEE: Interesting. Thanks for the insight. What about the border crisis?

PRESIDENT BIDEN: ...

BABYLON BEE: The strong, silent type. Very presidential. Moving on to the problem of inflation... are you snoring, Mr. President?

PRESIDENT BIDEN: Hairy legs... in the sun... kids running their fingers through... dog-faced CornPop soldiers...

BABYLON BEE: Yep, definitely snoring.

PRESIDENT BIDEN: ...

BABYLON BEE: Mr. President?

PRESIDENT BIDEN: ...

BABYLON BEE: Mr. President?! MR. PRESIDENT?! SOMEONE HOLD A MIRROR UP UNDER HIS NOSE, QUICK!


https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-an-exclusive-interview-with-joe-bidens-back

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And from our friends at TPC - The Order of Biden:



https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/the-order-of-biden-t22397.html

Perfect

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Also courtesy of TPC

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3319 on: September 03, 2021, 11:45:02 AM »
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