Author Topic: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread (Read 629426 times)

Libertas · « **Reply #3380 on:** October 18, 2021, 12:10:22 PM »

https://twitter.com/Grouse_Beater/status/1449390398464528387

Vicky is right.

Daytime is for the day watch...what's the night watch out in the day for?

Libertas · « **Reply #3381 on:** October 18, 2021, 12:31:21 PM »

Great stocking stuffers! And thanks to the totalitarians driving the economy into the sh!tter...probably the only thing people will find on the shelves is a good coloring book and a few crayons...

Libertas · « **Reply #3382 on:** October 18, 2021, 03:07:29 PM »

IRVINE, CA—With former President Bill Clinton released from the hospital after a serious infection, hospital flamethrower crews have arrived on site to disinfect his hotel room.

"This is just our standard procedure whenever Bill Clinton visits a hospital, but we've never seen anything like this," said pyro-disinfection Team Leader Chet Cordray. "He had every infection in the book. Three of our staff got chlamydia just walking into the room."

"We have no choice to torch the entire room before the deadly infections spread and threaten the rest of the world's populations."

As soon as he finished speaking, an oozing cluster of infection sprouted legs and screeched a hellish screech as it charged team.

"KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!" cried Cordray as he engaged his flamethrower. "DIE, INFERNAL CREATURE!"

After a 30-minute sustained burn in the room, sources are reporting that the repulsive cocktail of infections has been contained—for now.

(UPDATE: Nevermind, they had to burn down the whole hospital.)

https://babylonbee.com/news/hospital-flamethrower-crew-arrives-to-disinfect-clintons-hotel-room

Bonus links -

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-computer-models-showing-california-under-water-causes-huge-spike-in-support-for-climate-change

Why burn tires just on Ert Day...every day is Ert Day!

https://babylonbee.com/news/backed-up-cargo-ships-positioned-to-spell-out-lets-go-brandon

And this, what a great idea...

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-libertarians-renew-push-for-365-federal-holidays-a-year

Libertas · « **Reply #3383 on:** October 18, 2021, 03:18:04 PM »

https://youtu.be/UAXzREEC2JI

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/10/pegida-dresden-4000-east-germans-chant-go-brandon-tommy-robinson-video/

Libertas · « **Reply #3384 on:** October 19, 2021, 12:08:47 PM »

People asking WTF is wrong with Kanye...

https://www.weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Screenshot-from-2021-10-18-18-03-19.png

But, the caption contest was over quick...

Engineer from Prometheus

Libertas · « **Reply #3385 on:** October 19, 2021, 12:18:37 PM »

This has been going viral...in a good way...

Simple costume anybody can make at home...

Pablo de Fleurs · « **Reply #3386 on:** October 19, 2021, 08:01:08 PM »

Libertas · « **Reply #3387 on:** October 20, 2021, 08:19:09 AM »

Looks about right for the end result desired by the totalitarians and their mentacide psyops, eh?

Libertas · « **Reply #3388 on:** October 20, 2021, 09:05:07 AM »

https://youtu.be/TVso8trJ_5o

https://twitter.com/heliski777/status/1449570458697830407

H/T-CTH

ToddF · « **Reply #3389 on:** October 21, 2021, 08:05:35 AM »

Libertas · « **Reply #3390 on:** October 21, 2021, 08:12:50 AM »

White Cat Meme's are a hoot!

Pablo de Fleurs · « **Reply #3391 on:** October 21, 2021, 08:33:53 AM »

BREAKING: !

A pile of clothes, along with some human remains have been found along a nature trail where the suspected killer of Gabby Petito was last seen. The clothes of particular interest.

IT MAY BE A CLUE!!!

or,

. . .it may just be Brian's Laundry.