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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3460 on: December 01, 2021, 09:12:19 PM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3461 on: December 03, 2021, 09:01:21 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3462 on: December 03, 2021, 09:44:06 AM »
Heh!

Love the pork one!

ETA -

This...

https://twitter.com/KatieHill4CA/status/1466111791965028359

Then this...

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1466536657524559880

 ::hysterical::

The moronic strain...



FJB...


H/T - WZ

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3463 on: December 03, 2021, 01:20:13 PM »
Couple more  :D




H/T-WZ

ETA - BB with a couple dandies...

https://babylonbee.com/news/mirror-brought-into-courtroom-so-jussie-smollett-can-face-his-attackers

That would be awesome to see.

And this gem -

As everyone knows, the news media knows what's best for us and they always tell the truth. The only problem is that they use really big and complicated words that we simple folk just don't understand. How will you ever keep up? Well, don't worry! We prepared this special translation guide just for you, so the next time you're watching the news you'll be able to follow along!

1) "Debunked conspiracy theory" = a completely factual event that is 100% true and we don't like it

2) "This is dangerous misinformation" = we don't really agree with it but people are still sharing it

3) "Farm animal bacterial infection treatment" = penicillin

4) "Conservative panelist" = guy who once voted for Ronald Reagan, possibly by mistake

5) "Super-spreader event" = gatherings of people we don't like

6) "This is the end of democracy" = Trump said a thing

7) "Settled science" = a non-reviewed study by a possibly fictitious organization that just came out this morning

8) "Widespread outrage" = 3 people on Twitter got mad

9) "Racist statements" = literally means nothing

10) "Informal gathering of like-minded people that fosters a sense of camaraderie and community among friends and neighbors" = bread lines

11) "Zero" = anywhere from zero to several trillion

12) "Republicans pounce" = uh oh... a Democrat raped someone

13) "Mostly peaceful" = it was hyper-violent but we agree with it

14) "Racist dog whistle" = a super-secret whistle that only racists can hear and only we heard it

15) "Anonymous sources" = we totally made this up

16) "This is an apple" = this is a banana

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-presents-the-official-mainstream-media-translator

As always...the best humor is based on reality.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3464 on: December 07, 2021, 08:58:19 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3465 on: December 08, 2021, 09:08:52 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3466 on: December 09, 2021, 08:20:32 AM »
HO-HO-HO . . .

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3467 on: December 09, 2021, 11:27:49 AM »
Heh.

Has two obvious advantages...

First, not as combustible for Godless neerdowell Marxist trash to torch...



https://www.weaselzippers.us/477171-christmas-tree-outside-fox-news-headquarters-torched/

And second, being in your house they'll have to risk penetrating a 2A sanctuary...

 ::rockets::

 :D

And, sticking with the Christmas theme...


H/T-WZ

 ::clapping::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3468 on: December 10, 2021, 07:06:46 AM »
Black comic recreation of the Jussie event:

https://twitter.com/jamestharris/status/1469275167062855681?s=11
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3469 on: December 10, 2021, 07:13:02 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3470 on: December 10, 2021, 07:58:01 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3471 on: December 13, 2021, 11:45:34 AM »
Quote from: Pandora on December 10, 2021, 07:58:01 AM
Quote from: ToddF on December 10, 2021, 07:13:02 AM
The obligatory...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZXoErL2124

Chappelle is funny.

Only because he makes sense...

Which is why Marxists are pee-issed at him...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3472 on: December 15, 2021, 09:44:05 AM »
"You remind me of when I was a kid and my friend’s angry Mom would just randomly yell at everyone for no reason"

"Please don’t call the manager on me, Senator Karen"

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/elon-musk-rips-liz-warren-senator-karen-after-freeloading-accusations

 ::hysterical::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3473 on: December 16, 2021, 11:15:05 AM »
Heard His Illegitimacy got heckled for being a Pedo and got chants of LGB/FJB in KY.   ::thumbsup::


H/T-WZ
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3474 on: December 16, 2021, 02:17:39 PM »
Quote from: Libertas on December 15, 2021, 09:44:05 AM
"You remind me of when I was a kid and my friend’s angry Mom would just randomly yell at everyone for no reason"

"Please don’t call the manager on me, Senator Karen"

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/elon-musk-rips-liz-warren-senator-karen-after-freeloading-accusations

 ::hysterical::

Reminds me of this ad. I bought Chirp wheels for my son. They helped a lot. He uses the middle sized one.
https://youtu.be/Q4lzIZZSy5Y?list=TLPQMTYxMjIwMjGuJDfZgjbtyQ
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3475 on: December 16, 2021, 03:37:03 PM »
Quote from: patentlymn on December 16, 2021, 02:17:39 PM
Quote from: Libertas on December 15, 2021, 09:44:05 AM
"You remind me of when I was a kid and my friend’s angry Mom would just randomly yell at everyone for no reason"

"Please don’t call the manager on me, Senator Karen"

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/elon-musk-rips-liz-warren-senator-karen-after-freeloading-accusations

 ::hysterical::

Reminds me of this ad. I bought Chirp wheels for my son. They helped a lot. He uses the middle sized one.
https://youtu.be/Q4lzIZZSy5Y?list=TLPQMTYxMjIwMjGuJDfZgjbtyQ

They look very interesting.  Have you tried 'em?
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3476 on: December 16, 2021, 03:44:06 PM »
Quote from: patentlymn on December 16, 2021, 02:17:39 PM
Quote from: Libertas on December 15, 2021, 09:44:05 AM
"You remind me of when I was a kid and my friend’s angry Mom would just randomly yell at everyone for no reason"

"Please don’t call the manager on me, Senator Karen"

https://www.zerohedge.com/political/elon-musk-rips-liz-warren-senator-karen-after-freeloading-accusations

 ::hysterical::

Reminds me of this ad. I bought Chirp wheels for my son. They helped a lot. He uses the middle sized one.
https://youtu.be/Q4lzIZZSy5Y?list=TLPQMTYxMjIwMjGuJDfZgjbtyQ

Yeah...looks like something that would snap me in half...sticking with hooch and stogies...   ::beertoast::   ::pimp::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3477 on: December 17, 2021, 09:59:37 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3478 on: December 17, 2021, 12:29:11 PM »
I'd be totally OK with this...I think a lot of people would be!

https://babylonbee.com/news/fed-up-statue-of-liberty-moves-to-florida

 :D

In other funny bits...

Kim Jong Fun
12/17/2021, 11:50 am

ex·po·den·tial /?eksp??den(t)SH(?)l/

1. term used by elderly man bordering on dementia; supposedly meaning (of an increase) becoming more and more rapid.

"my son is smoking crack at an expodential rate"

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/new-2021-words-added-to-dictionaries-t22546.html

 ::laughonfloor::

WZ's on a roll...









 ;D
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #3479 on: December 17, 2021, 04:59:57 PM »
Tossed him right out onto his empty field of fvcks, he did.   ::hysterical::
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