Ah, the Festerman family. You know, I could describe this story but that just wouldn't do it justice. Instead I will give you a quote and a link. And yeah, there is
a great video at
the link, too.
"It smells like somebody hasn't took a bath for three months and their butt is really, really sweaty and they haven't wiped their tush in a long time."
I could have listed this under either of the culture watch threads (racially mixed marriage) but these people are just goofy stupid. It's not that they are criminals or anything...well, not yet...the father is possibly going to serve time for this bit of idiocy...they are just whacked out stupid and it's pretty funny. Imagine telling this story during family gatherings for the next several decades.
"We've gone to Kmart....We've done it at like Dollar General. Everyone laughed."
Looked up the "product" on youtube and that's probably where the Festermans got their inspiration. There are quite a few videos of Walmart incidents.
The Festerman's mistake? They got caught. You have to think these things through all the way, look for "outs" if trouble arises, etc. Now they will have their fifteen minutes of fame. Great family name for this situation, btw. Jason Festerman looks like he could have been an extra in "Idiocracy."
I would like to hire them, though, to visit Harry Reid's office.