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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #181 on: March 25, 2013, 11:25:21 AM »
well, now it does.
“My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the Bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

“However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.”
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #182 on: March 25, 2013, 02:01:22 PM »
That's just clever enough to watch the whole thing.

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« Reply #183 on: March 25, 2013, 03:37:40 PM »
That's just clever enough to watch the whole thing.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #184 on: March 27, 2013, 07:29:28 PM »

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #185 on: March 27, 2013, 07:41:08 PM »
It reminds me of the those idiots crying to the trees.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #186 on: March 27, 2013, 07:58:41 PM »
It reminds me to be thankful I don't have to deal with that.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #187 on: March 28, 2013, 09:13:46 AM »
Another dumbocrat in the making.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #188 on: April 03, 2013, 08:25:10 PM »
"A strict observance of the written laws is doubtless one of the high duties of a good citizen, but it is not the highest. The laws of necessity, of self-preservation, of saving our country when in danger, are of higher obligation. To lose our country by a scrupulous adherence to written law, would be to lose the law itself, with life, liberty, property and all those who are enjoying them with us; thus absurdly sacrificing the end to the means."

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #190 on: April 05, 2013, 11:26:34 AM »
Some good humor here, I think she could have upped the angst a bit more, but hey she's a girl so I'll cut a little slack...

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/04/05/to-all-the-colleges-that-rejected-me-teen-pens-hilariously-scathing-open-letter-after-she-gets-rejected-from-her-top-schools/

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #191 on: April 10, 2013, 11:12:45 AM »
All I can say is that some people have chosen some very odd ways to react to the Obama administration's tyranny, the horrible economy, etc...


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Personal accounts in Thursday's testimonies started the same - Blakely allegedly waving to get the drivers' attention, then escalating to honking and partially crossing over into the drivers lane.

"Waving, grabbed his shirt, kind of pulled it up," witness Deanna Dykes said.

"After the waving, it turned into a lot of beeping, him grabbing his chest area, and asking me going 'please, please' (clasping hands together) with his hands, may I... show me yours," witness Kelly Street said.

Each witness testified they were fearful Blakely's driving would cause an accident.

"He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating," Sturgill said.

"At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]... he was masturbating... and that's when it got really, really bad.

Yeah, it wasn't really bad at that point. It got really, really bad after that started. Umm, yeah...whatever.

And in this day of cell phone video cams and youtube I am only really surprised that no one got any video of the actual event.
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In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #192 on: April 10, 2013, 11:42:57 AM »
Vice-Mayor...   ::saywhat::

Vice-King?

Libiot, just has to be.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #193 on: April 10, 2013, 01:12:31 PM »
I don't want to be crude.....but how do you get your wanker out the window?????? if you are driving??????? at 90MPH???????? And masterbating??????
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #194 on: April 10, 2013, 01:41:49 PM »
I don't want to be crude.....but how do you get your wanker out the window?????? if you are driving??????? at 90MPH???????? And masterbating??????

I was wondering the same damn thing.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #195 on: April 10, 2013, 03:39:56 PM »
It is a difficult mental picture to form, isn't it? But however he managed to do it the issue is that he wanted to do it.

In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #196 on: April 25, 2013, 07:56:00 AM »


And so has this woman made bad decisions (every time she walked into a tattoo parlor).



Now that you've lost your appetite, consider this a PSA for weight loss -- and the dangers of tattoo parlors.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #197 on: April 25, 2013, 09:16:00 AM »
Aghhh... The stupid, it burns..... 

Now that I've seen that I can't un-see it. 
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #198 on: April 25, 2013, 10:29:33 AM »
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #199 on: April 25, 2013, 11:13:16 AM »
 ::puke::

Rick, you  ::cussing::  !

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