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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #220 on: May 10, 2013, 07:00:47 AM »
Kinda has a "don't %$#@ with an old man" thing to it, eh?

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #221 on: May 10, 2013, 07:17:30 AM »
I...can't...get...this...out...of...my...head...

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #222 on: May 10, 2013, 08:38:55 AM »
The basis for a new Bar Trek Drinking Game  Rule

Riker sits down

Every time Riker throws his leg over a chair with a back drink.
Every time he leaves the chair in the same manner, drink twice.

My Friends used to play Bar Trek with TOS in College. Somewhere I still have a sheet with the rules, but here is short listing

Events on Screen:

Primary : (one blue,one red, one Yellow (or Kirk's Command Green)  on the screen with no one else - Drink once
Double Primary: (Two of each color  and no one else) - Drink twice
Triple Primary : (Three of each color and no one else) - Chug
Change of alert status: Drink
Putting in or removing the "ear thing" :drink
Made up reference in a list of examples containing real examples from the 20th century: Drink
Bad and or Stupid  Science with a emaningless explanation : (Say, well you see Mr. Sulu, normal space looks like this ( wave hands up and down rapidly)  but we are now in an areas of lazy space, and that looks like this ( do a wave motion while saying "Wa-oo-ga")  then drink
Anyone scene inside  the "engineering shaft"  - Shout "he's been shafted!" then drink
Kirk putting on his boots: drink
Red Shirt dies: drink
A Horse on screen : Drink
Spock shows emotion: Drink
Ships Chronometer (with Analog dials) : drink
Medical Scanner :Drink
Someone falls the other way from everyone else during a camera shake: Shout "Thank God for Seatbelts!" , drink once
Soft Focus used on a woman : drink
Exterior view of the ship :drink
Gene Roddenberry's name in credits: drink
Split infinitive: Shout "to boldly split infinitives!"




Plot complications: For each complication currently present drink once as new complication arises:
Shuttle Craft Malfunctions: Drink
Transporter Malfunctions: Drink
Warp Engines aren't working : Drink
Weapons (Phasers, Photon torpedoes) not working : Drink
Auxiliary Control/Engineering used to take over the ship : Drink
No One responds to a Hail: Drink

Vulcan Mind crap: drink

Quotes
Scotty says " Di-lithium crystals" :Drink
McCoy says " I am a Doctor, not a <blank> :drink
McCoy says "He's Dead" (or variants) :Drink
Spock says "Fascinating"

There is more but I can't remember them all.  It was a pretty complex game.. if you called it you didn't have to drink, but noticing and remembering was hard.
They tried to adapt it to next generation, but the first season of TNG was so bad, that they just declared we should drink continuously while watching it.




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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #223 on: May 10, 2013, 10:41:32 AM »
Red shirt guys dying alone will get you pickled!   ::hysterical::
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #224 on: May 15, 2013, 01:43:42 AM »
Proof.

Rock solid, iron-clad proof that the world has gone to hell and our country and life as we know it are doomed to explode at any moment. We are totally screwed.

Warning: Do not click on this link if you are easily nauseated. Do not click on this link if you are eating or drinking. Do not click on this link and then bitch at me that I did not warn you about it. Seriously, you could barf.

NSFW? Not safe for anything.

Once seen it cannot be unseen.

In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #225 on: May 15, 2013, 09:05:45 AM »
Proof.

Rock solid, iron-clad proof that the world has gone to hell and our country and life as we know it are doomed to explode at any moment. We are totally screwed.

Warning: Do not click on this link if you are easily nauseated. Do not click on this link if you are eating or drinking. Do not click on this link and then bitch at me that I did not warn you about it. Seriously, you could barf.

NSFW? Not safe for anything.

Once seen it cannot be unseen.




This is not a " I saw a funny thing on the Internet" moment.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #226 on: May 15, 2013, 09:56:50 AM »
Well, since I took trap's warning seriously, I haven't looked.
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain

"Let us assume for the moment everything you say about me is true. That just makes your problem bigger, doesn't it?"

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #227 on: May 15, 2013, 10:27:16 AM »
Well, since I took trap's warning seriously, I haven't looked.


You didn't miss much...Just a couple of Golden Girls.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #228 on: May 15, 2013, 11:31:11 AM »
Thank goodness I didn't look either.  I don't need to see that!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #229 on: May 15, 2013, 04:10:27 PM »
  I looked,big deal!!
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #230 on: May 15, 2013, 05:25:54 PM »
  I looked,big deal!!

Well, somebody had to. Thanks for taking the hit for the rest of us JF!  ;)

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #231 on: May 15, 2013, 06:31:17 PM »
Go ahead, look. **  Look, but not long enough to go blind. Just long enough to need glasses.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #232 on: May 16, 2013, 06:38:12 AM »
 I looked,big deal!!

I guess it is true...Sicilians don't rattle too easy.   ;D   ;)
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #233 on: May 16, 2013, 09:10:34 AM »
“My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the Bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

“However, I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity. We would all be better off if we loved God and loved each other.”
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #234 on: May 16, 2013, 01:56:07 PM »
The fact that some moron (and I mean that in the literal sense) would pay more than a few bucks for it is, well, I would say, "disturbing" or "amazing" but actually I suppose it isn't. P.T. Barnum's axiom about one being born every minute and that other thing about a fool's money spontaneously combusting...they just never get old.

I just wish that I could bump into an extremely wealthy fool and talk them into funding my suddenly created research foundation for even a few hundred thousand.

I can't even imagine where one would properly display such a piece of "art."

In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #235 on: May 16, 2013, 03:47:34 PM »
Yea....What room is your house should this "art" be displayed? I'm having a tough time coming up with a room. Maybe a seedy motel.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #236 on: May 16, 2013, 10:49:15 PM »
It should have been put on a canvas of black velvet. That would have been more tasteful.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #237 on: May 17, 2013, 07:41:06 AM »
 I looked,big deal!!

I guess it is true...Sicilians don't rattle too easy.   ;D   ;)

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #238 on: May 17, 2013, 07:55:09 AM »
Read about the painting.  It isn't even her.  She never modeled for it.  It's just some tard's fantasy Maude.  ::hysterical::

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #239 on: May 17, 2013, 07:56:55 AM »
 I looked,big deal!!

I guess it is true...Sicilians don't rattle too easy.   ;D   ;)

 I took worse looking girls out back in the days of quantity over quality days.

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