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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #261 on: May 23, 2013, 08:02:53 PM »
 Anybody?  Hello?  ::thumbsup::

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #262 on: May 25, 2013, 12:40:13 AM »
This is out there and (disclaimer) it is the very epitome of cringe-worthiness. If you had asked me if there was anything worse than a picture of Bea Arthur topless I would have said "no." And I would have been wrong. File this under "sick humor" I suppose:


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« Reply #263 on: May 25, 2013, 05:13:50 AM »
That clip is pretty dang good CHF!   ::thumbsup::  Definitely pass that one along!

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« Reply #264 on: May 25, 2013, 09:48:05 AM »
This is out there and (disclaimer) it is the very epitome of cringe-worthiness. If you had asked me if there was anything worse than a picture of Bea Arthur topless I would have said "no." And I would have been wrong. File this under "sick humor" I suppose:





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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #265 on: May 26, 2013, 12:02:13 AM »
2016 Democrat Presidential Dream Ticket

Well, it would be my dream.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #266 on: May 26, 2013, 01:25:56 PM »
2016 Democrat Presidential Dream Ticket

Well, it would be my dream.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #267 on: May 26, 2013, 02:03:13 PM »
I'm not always engulfed in scandals, but when I am, I make sure I blame others.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #268 on: May 27, 2013, 12:00:14 PM »
Prog wymens would stay home.   ::thumbsup::
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« Reply #269 on: May 27, 2013, 08:21:31 PM »
   
Rummaging through my hard drive I found an interesting article but it had no citation whatsoever.  I wanted to rectify that so I Binged the title without success. I also tried various other terms with no success.  Bad Bing.

I then went to Google and this was returned first, naturally I recognized it immediately but the format was not at all familiar.  What's up with no citation?  Then I tried Google's second offering, well now, that's cool. 

At the bottom of the Google page I was afforded the opportunity to click to view the selection Google had deemed redundant. Redundant! 
The first option after the click was this, finally, the banner.

Even though the IAL banner was the last option found the best thing about it is that no matter which link you click you retrieve an excellent article.  Yep, I found the citation I wanted and it made my day.


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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #271 on: May 28, 2013, 06:00:01 PM »
So if I take my glasses off, a tea kettle will look like Hitler?

I refuse to dumb myself down to the level of Barak Obama's America.  It's a tea kettle.

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #272 on: May 28, 2013, 07:18:40 PM »
I did notice that if I squinch my eyes just so, Øbongo looks just like a pressure cooker   ::hysterical::

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #273 on: May 29, 2013, 01:11:01 AM »
Update to post #248 (Amy's Baking Company)

Well, they had their "Grand Reopening" last week, I guess, and it didn't go very well...

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The Phoenix Business Journal’s Hayley Ringle, along with a co-worker and some friends, went to the Scottsdale, Ariz. restaurant on Friday to get a taste of the restaurant's grand re-opening, aimed at helping clean up its tarnished  image.

“We went in with an open mind,” writes Ringle, “but our quartet was kicked out after pointing out bugs in not one, not two, but three versions of one simple vodka martini.”

According to Ringle, the first drink was not on the rocks, as ordered, and contained a small fruit fly. The second drink was prepared correctly, but also, as Ringle claims, with a fruit fly.  The third drink came with not one, but three fruit flies, according to the report.

Co-owner Samy Bouzaglo dealt with complaint himself.  The first two times he apparently dealt with the issue cordially enough, but not the last time. Bouzaglo, known for his angry outbursts on "Kitchen Nightmares," kicked the whole party out of the restaurant.

And if that wasn't bad enough...

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Last week, The Arizona Republic reported that Bouzaglo could face deportation after he neglected to disclose information to authorities involving a history of drug and extortion charges in other countries.
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #274 on: May 29, 2013, 06:48:13 AM »
Drug and extortion charges?

You sure he isn't a Democrat Bundler?
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #275 on: May 29, 2013, 09:54:06 AM »
Drug and extortion charges?

You sure he isn't a Democrat Bundler?

He is now.   ::hysterical::

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #276 on: May 29, 2013, 11:07:25 AM »

So, the restaurant is a money laundering operation. 

Bouzaglo, was born in Morocco and is an Israeli citizen.
How did he do that?
 

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #277 on: May 29, 2013, 11:23:06 AM »

So, the restaurant is a money laundering operation. 

Bouzaglo, was born in Morocco and is an Israeli citizen.
How did he do that?
 

Only the forger knows...
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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #278 on: May 30, 2013, 05:02:38 PM »
Slightly NSFW due to indecency, but frikken hilarious nonetheless...

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Re: The "I Saw This Funny Thing On The Net" Thread
« Reply #279 on: June 02, 2013, 10:36:49 AM »