I agree with them.
They do need assistance.
I'd like to "assist" them right out of the country .
I'll promise them a ride in the plane, how they reach the earth is another matter...
Allah will get them there safely.
Achmed - "Why is the door open? Why are you pushing me out?!"
Replacement Flight Attendant (Armed) - "Trust in Allah, all is well. Watch your step now."
(Sounds of Achmed screaming fade quickly into the rushing air)