Ya know, I used to be a dope-smoking, womanizing little asshole too. The thing is, I would never have sought the Presidency of the United States.
Obama was the head of the "Choom Gang". I was the "Gribbly King".
The "gribbly" was the name we gave to the dust and crumbs that were left over on the pot tray and our various paraphernalia devices after all the pot was gone. I was considered the expert at eking out one more buzz after the pot officially ran out. When we were out of dope, my friends would call on the Gribbly King to make something happen.
Maybe I should have sought the Presidency, if that standard is really this low. Would President Gribbly King be so much worse than President Choom?