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Schumer targets grill brushes ....
« on: May 31, 2012, 02:01:16 PM »
They're metal, you see, and bits break off and you eat them and then you go to the hospital.  Schmucky Chucky!  What a guy!  Always looking out for the little people.

http://nation.foxnews.com/barbecue/2012/05/30/barbecues-targeted-top-democrat?intcmp=fly
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Re: Schumer targets grill brushes ....
« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2012, 02:29:05 PM »
Oh goody...can't wait to see what this asshole comes up with as a replacement...guaranteed to suck and piss people off to no end!

Hmmm...metal brush...Chuck...I think I found one to merge into the other in protest!   ::evilbat::
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Re: Schumer targets grill brushes ....
« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2012, 02:33:12 PM »

Step away from the grill, Chuck.  It's for grownups.
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Re: Schumer targets grill brushes ....
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2012, 02:36:30 PM »
Quote from: LadyVirginia on May 31, 2012, 02:33:12 PM

Step away from the grill, Chuck.  It's for grownups.

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Give that (cough!) man an easy-bake-oven!

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Re: Schumer targets grill brushes ....
« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2012, 02:39:31 PM »
Quote from: Libertas on May 31, 2012, 02:36:30 PM
Quote from: LadyVirginia on May 31, 2012, 02:33:12 PM

Step away from the grill, Chuck.  It's for grownups.

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Give that (cough!) man an easy-bake-oven!
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they have eco-friendly ones now...
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Re: Schumer targets grill brushes ....
« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2012, 03:29:40 PM »
I think we've misread. Chuck isn't targeting brushes for BBQ grills. He wants to subsidize brushes for grillz at Target. A dull grill is a human rights violation no nigga should have to suffa.

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Re: Schumer targets grill brushes ....
« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2012, 10:11:56 PM »
Stupid chunky.......he targeted the wrong product...if NYC would ban all meat, no one would need a grill. If no one owned a grill, you don't eat bristles.
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Re: Schumer targets grill brushes ....
« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2012, 07:26:04 AM »
Oh crap Don, that's next!   ::gaah::

No pudding for you!

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Re: Schumer targets grill brushes ....
« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2012, 07:57:09 AM »
Well, I'd tell the average New York dumbass to just wash it down with some pop.  Too bad New Yorkers were deemed too stupid to buy pop in large enough quantities to do just that.
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