Topic: Crazy Unca Joe never disappoints, if you're into Court Jesters for VP

[IronDioPriest]

Maybe Slo-Joe is the honorary Godfather of the Choom Gang. Unbelievable.

Biden: 'Imagine a World in Which Hunger Is Vanquished by Crops That Don’t Depend on Soil, Water or Fertilizer'

(CNSNews.com) – Vice President Joe Biden told the graduating seniors of Cypress Bay High School in Florida today that they should imagine a world where hunger no longer exists because crops grow without the need of soil, water or fertilizer.

That world will soon be here, Biden told the students...

<snip>

...“That’s my simple advice to you today: Imagine,” Biden said.

Imagine a day when the Vice-President of the United States of America isn't a retarded f***ing moron.

[BMG]

In order to be smarter than idiot joe, the next veep only has to have the IQ of a moldy ham sandwich. I can imagine the day Priest...it's coming up, this November.

[Pandora]

Air ferns?  He's talking about air ferns, right?

Then, there's this:

“Imagine a day, when in your, doctors are able to regenerate entire body parts and limbs that have been damaged and lost, not only saving tens of thousands of lives, but restoring the thousands of  our Iraq and Afghan veterans coming back in need of prostheses, so they will be able to live a full and ambulatory life.”

Under O'Care, that day will NEVER come.  He can't be expected to know that though; the bill hasn't been implemented yet. 

"Stand up, Chuck!"

[IronDioPriest]

Joe Biden Tells Chuck Graham to Stand Up

[Pandora]

Vice President Joe Biden told the graduating seniors of Cypress Bay High School in Florida today that they should imagine a world where hunger no longer exists because crops grow without the need of soil, water or fertilizer.

Gunsmith sez, "Soylent green?"

[EW1(SG)]

[snip]

Imagine a day when the Vice-President of the United States of America isn't a retarded f***ing moron.

Well, I actually remember a day....

[AlanS]

Under O'Care, that day will NEVER come.  He can't be expected to know that though; the bill hasn't been implemented yet. 

He can't be expected to know what's in the bill because he never read it, along with his fellow Dhimms.

[Libertas]

Slow Joe better hurry up, he's missing his limo...

 

[Predator Don]

Imagine - The Beatles - John Lennon

[Alphabet Soup]

I hate that song!

[Predator Don]

I hate that song!

Imagine there was no obama
It's easy if you try
No Biden below us
No Reid in the sky
Imagine all the dems defeated today

Imagine there is no socialism
It isn't hard to do
No more killing and dying
And no liberals too
Imagine all people voting conservative

You, you may say
I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the usa will be a superpower

[LadyVirginia]

I hate that song!

Imagine there was no obama
It's easy if you try
No Biden below us
No Reid in the sky
Imagine all the dems defeated today

Imagine there is no socialism
It isn't hard to do
No more killing and dying
And no liberals too
Imagine all people voting conservative

You, you may say
I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the usa will be a superpower

 

[Libertas]

I hate that song!

Imagine there was no obama
It's easy if you try
No Biden below us
No Reid in the sky
Imagine all the dems defeated today

Imagine there is no socialism
It isn't hard to do
No more killing and dying
And no liberals too
Imagine all people voting conservative

You, you may say
I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the usa will be a superpower

 

[Alphabet Soup]

Nope, not enough.

I really appreciate the creative effort you put into the satiric lyrics but it's the whiny, mewling vocals that Make me have to swallow mind bleach to get rid of. Now maybe if I could imagine Metallica performing it (your lyrics of course).