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Offline surfingator

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Geometric logic
« on: June 11, 2012, 08:04:10 PM »
Never  quite saw it this way - but, it's an interesting  assessment
 
  The  Wonder of it All:
 
  1.  The sport of choice for the urban poor is  BASKETBALL.
 
  2.  The sport of choice for maintenance level  employees is BOWLING.
 
  3.  The sport of choice for front-line workers is  FOOTBALL.
 
  4.  The sport of choice for supervisors is  BASEBALL.
 
  5.  The sport of choice for middle management is  TENNIS.
 
  6.  The sport of choice for corporate executives and  officers is GOLF.
 
  THE  AMAZING CONCLUSION:
 
  The  higher you go in the corporate structure, the  smaller your balls become.
 
  Therefore,  one might conclude, there must be a ton of people  in Washington playing marbles.
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Re: Geometric logic
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2012, 08:06:48 PM »
What about ice hockey. ::thinking::
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Re: Geometric logic
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2012, 08:24:22 PM »
I always liked those big beach-ball thingys that the leftists use as orthopedically-correct "chairs". I got one for my office as the only other chair in the room.

It conveys a subtle message when visitors come around ;-)
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Re: Geometric logic
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2012, 10:33:36 AM »
Quote from: warpmine on June 11, 2012, 08:06:48 PM
What about ice hockey. ::thinking::

Those other sports don't give a puck . . .
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Re: Geometric logic
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2012, 11:07:48 AM »
Quote from: warpmine on June 11, 2012, 08:06:48 PM
What about ice hockey. ::thinking::

And wingshooting....
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Offline Libertas

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Re: Geometric logic
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2012, 11:14:45 AM »
Quote from: EW1(SG) on June 14, 2012, 11:07:48 AM
Quote from: warpmine on June 11, 2012, 08:06:48 PM
What about ice hockey. ::thinking::

And wingshooting....

That one flew out the window...
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Offline Sectionhand

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Re: Geometric logic
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2012, 04:52:21 AM »
Quote from: surfingator on June 11, 2012, 08:04:10 PM
Never  quite saw it this way - but, it's an interesting  assessment
 
  The  Wonder of it All:
 
  1.  The sport of choice for the urban poor is  BASKETBALL.
 
  2.  The sport of choice for maintenance level  employees is BOWLING.
 
  3.  The sport of choice for front-line workers is  FOOTBALL.
 
  4.  The sport of choice for supervisors is  BASEBALL.
 
  5.  The sport of choice for middle management is  TENNIS.
 
  6.  The sport of choice for corporate executives and  officers is GOLF.
 
  THE  AMAZING CONCLUSION:
 
  The  higher you go in the corporate structure, the  smaller your balls become.
 
  Therefore,  one might conclude, there must be a ton of people  in Washington playing marbles.

I ran Track and Cross Country ... Whoops !
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Re: Geometric logic
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2012, 07:15:56 AM »
Quote from: Sectionhand on June 15, 2012, 04:52:21 AM
Quote from: surfingator on June 11, 2012, 08:04:10 PM
Never  quite saw it this way - but, it's an interesting  assessment
 
  The  Wonder of it All:
 
  1.  The sport of choice for the urban poor is  BASKETBALL.
 
  2.  The sport of choice for maintenance level  employees is BOWLING.
 
  3.  The sport of choice for front-line workers is  FOOTBALL.
 
  4.  The sport of choice for supervisors is  BASEBALL.
 
  5.  The sport of choice for middle management is  TENNIS.
 
  6.  The sport of choice for corporate executives and  officers is GOLF.
 
  THE  AMAZING CONCLUSION:
 
  The  higher you go in the corporate structure, the  smaller your balls become.
 
  Therefore,  one might conclude, there must be a ton of people  in Washington playing marbles.

I ran Track and Cross Country ... Whoops !

Yeah me too, about 35 years and 80 pounds ago!   ::speechless::

Now I play golf and don't have the executive position to go along with it.

Well, OK that latter part is by choice.     
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Re: Geometric logic
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2012, 08:10:49 AM »
I was on the rifle team - not so sure they exist in high schools anymore though.

We didn't play with any balls in that sport. Maybe that says something all by itself.  ::angel::
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Re: Geometric logic
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2012, 06:24:42 PM »
  I was a professional spectator and I can still perform just as well as when I was a kid. ::popcorn::
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Re: Geometric logic
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2012, 09:07:34 PM »

 ::thumbsup::

Heh, yeah, I can perform now as well as I ever did.
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