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charlesoakwood

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Super Moon
« on: March 19, 2011, 10:23:37 PM »

March 19, 2011 the moon will be 356,577 km from earth,  this is the closest in 18 years (1993). It's magnetic pull, which naturally raises blood pressure, causes the tides to rise, and wolves & jackals to howl, could possibly grip Japan's one hundred fifty mile subduction and rip parts into space.

Danger Danger

The tragic earthquake and tsunami in Japan Friday (March 11) set the Internet abuzz with the idea that the moon, which will be at its fullest of the year on March 19, played a role in the devastating natural disaster.

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Re: Super Moon
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2011, 01:54:16 AM »
It could loosen your molars.
It could cause severe flatulence.
It might make Playboy magazine feature Helen Thomas. (caution: gag reflex)
It could make the Fukishima reactors explode.
It could improve the president's golf game.
It might cause giant feral cats to terrorize Australia.
It could make Moochelle's large butt swell to even more enormous dimensions.
It could grow hair on your head.
It could cause an increase in the price of cheese.

We might have to nuke the moon.
« Last Edit: March 20, 2011, 02:18:35 AM by trapeze »
In a doomsday scenario, hippies will be among the first casualties. So not everything about doomsday will be bad.

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Re: Super Moon
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2011, 04:15:40 AM »
Looked about the same to me . At least it was still there ....

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Re: Super Moon
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2011, 07:59:02 AM »
All Bushes fault.........


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Re: Super Moon
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2011, 11:32:49 AM »
I didn't see it.

Either Moochelle Force One was up or it was cloudy...
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