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Offline LadyVirginia

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Weapon: french fries
« on: June 27, 2012, 02:19:25 PM »
I already knew french fries were dangerous because they make you fat. ;)
But appparently they're an assault weapon also.

Man allegedly throws french fries into stepdaughter's face and is arrested

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LOWELL (CBS) – A Lowell man is free following his arrest on charges he threw hot French fries at his young stepdaughter.
 
As a condition of his release, 26-year-old James Hackett must stay away from the girl.
 
Police say Hackett and his wife began arguing after leaving a McDonald’s. When his stepdaughter chimed in, Hackett allegedly threw the fries in her face.
 
She was not seriously hurt


Hot french fries--now that's newsworthy. I mean by the time I get back to the car mine are definitely not hot and pretty limp sometimes.
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Re: Weapon: french fries
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2012, 02:25:46 PM »
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... definitely not hot and pretty limp sometimes.

Prolly what James and wife were arguing about.
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Re: Weapon: french fries
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2012, 06:59:16 AM »
Quote from: Pandora on June 27, 2012, 02:25:46 PM
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... definitely not hot and pretty limp sometimes.

Prolly what James and wife were arguing about.

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Re: Weapon: french fries
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2012, 09:39:50 AM »
Quote from: Pandora on June 27, 2012, 02:25:46 PM
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... definitely not hot and pretty limp sometimes.

Prolly what James and wife were arguing about.

no doubt--what man throws french fries?
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