Fly on wall at meeting records . . .:
Gentlemen, I see everyone is present, including my foreign policy record. Uhh, that's a, uhh, a little joke to break the ice. I guess you are wondering why I, uhh, called this meeting. I, uhh, have instructed the Joint Chiefs of Staff to, uhh, immediately begin a military action against the, uhh, Libyans.
Now, I gotta run. Uhh, Michelle and the kids are, uhh, waiting at Andrews and I, uhh, gotta shoot down to, uhh, bad choice of words, uhh, catch Air Force 1 down to Rio. Hold my sh!t together until I get back. Now, where is my driver . . .?