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charlesoakwood

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Pigs are Flying
« on: July 07, 2012, 02:49:37 PM »


(CNSNews.com) – Pot-bellied pigs must be granted passage on airplanes if they are used for “emotional support” by their owners, states the Department of Transportation’s (DOT) draft manual on equity for the disabled in air travel.

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Re: Pigs are Flying
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2012, 02:58:12 PM »
This is guaranteed to cause mass distress among the 'slimes   ;)
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Re: Pigs are Flying
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2012, 03:01:23 PM »
Quote from: Alphabet Soup on July 07, 2012, 02:58:12 PM
This is guaranteed to cause mass distress among the 'slimes   ;)

Yes, I hadn't thought of that. It'll be a paradox loop for the Left.

...We must allow pigs on planes, because they provide emotional support, but if we allow pigs on planes, 'Slims will sue for hurt feelings, so we can't allow pigs on planes, but if we don't allow pigs on planes, people will be without their emotional support, so we must allow pigs on planes, but if we.....
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Re: Pigs are Flying
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2012, 03:51:57 PM »

I know, I know, ::handsup:: I got it, I got it!
                                                                 SUE THE AIRLINE!!

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Re: Pigs are Flying
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2012, 04:15:16 PM »
Is this similar to snakes on a plane?
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Re: Pigs are Flying
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2012, 04:36:45 PM »
Sit next to a jihadi with your pig and then open your bag and pull one of these out.
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Re: Pigs are Flying
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2012, 07:12:53 PM »
  If horses are allowed in restaurants why not pigs on a plane.It's the damned law get used to it.
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Re: Pigs are Flying
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2012, 07:59:43 PM »
Quote from: trapeze on July 07, 2012, 04:36:45 PM
Sit next to a jihadi with your pig and then open your bag and pull one of these out.

I felt my arteries hardening just looking at that. I'll take 2.

All this just goes to show how fvcked up the world is.
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Re: Pigs are Flying
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2012, 08:21:09 PM »
Quote from: AlanS on July 07, 2012, 07:59:43 PM
Quote from: trapeze on July 07, 2012, 04:36:45 PM
Sit next to a jihadi with your pig and then open your bag and pull one of these out.

I felt my arteries hardening just looking at that. I'll take 2.

All this just goes to show how fvcked up the world is.

 If I'm going to eat pig fat at that level of the game I'm going with this instead.



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Re: Pigs are Flying
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2012, 08:29:57 PM »
Pork, the other safety feature.
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