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Now THIS is funny
« on: July 13, 2012, 11:59:40 PM »
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Re: Now THIS is funny
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2012, 06:48:49 AM »
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Re: Now THIS is funny
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2012, 04:06:31 PM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on July 13, 2012, 11:59:40 PM



And nothing but chit comes out of both ends.
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Re: Now THIS is funny
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2012, 06:27:17 PM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on July 13, 2012, 11:59:40 PM

The doctor's bubble should read "Another case of intercranial rectitus.  So typical with Democrats these days."
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Re: Now THIS is funny
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2012, 06:48:40 PM »
And the brain should be the size of a pea.  Oh wait, maybe it is already magnified on the screen?!

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Re: Now THIS is funny
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2012, 08:14:15 PM »
No link? Where's it from? I'm guessing not the Washington Post.
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Re: Now THIS is funny
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2012, 06:32:46 AM »
LOL

Just wrong. On soooo many levels . . .
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Re: Now THIS is funny
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2012, 07:16:52 AM »
The brain should be a polyp which needs to be removed.  Then we can put the brainless Owebama into a hospital for the mentally damaged, where he's belonged all along, and where he'll get to eat his mashed peas.
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Re: Now THIS is funny
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2012, 08:13:53 AM »
Quote from: trapeze on July 14, 2012, 08:14:15 PM
No link? Where's it from? I'm guessing not the Washington Post.

It was in my facebook news feed, and I couldn't link the url from there to copy, so you have to actually download it or screen-grab it.
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Re: Now THIS is funny
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2012, 08:15:44 AM »
Quote from: RickZ on July 15, 2012, 07:16:52 AM
The brain should be a polyp which needs to be removed...

Ok, I'm ready to play doctor. My surgical instrument of choice is...
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Re: Now THIS is funny
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2012, 12:00:36 PM »
I prefer a rusty spoon.
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Re: Now THIS is funny
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2012, 02:51:29 PM »
FYI:  The above cartoon is a rip-off of a Bush cartoon from 2002.  There's nothing new under the sun.

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Re: Now THIS is funny
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2012, 03:19:40 PM »
Quote from: RickZ on July 15, 2012, 02:51:29 PM
FYI:  The above cartoon is a rip-off of a Bush cartoon from 2002.  There's nothing new under the sun.




Ole George doesn't seem to be enjoying it like our current prez. Anyone venture as guess as to why?
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Re: Now THIS is funny
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2012, 04:12:33 PM »
Quote from: Predator Don on July 15, 2012, 03:19:40 PM
Quote from: RickZ on July 15, 2012, 02:51:29 PM
FYI:  The above cartoon is a rip-off of a Bush cartoon from 2002.  There's nothing new under the sun.




Ole George doesn't seem to be enjoying it like our current prez. Anyone venture as guess as to why?

Because he's a switch-hitter.  Look at a Obungle smile and W wince, Obungle likes assuming the position.
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Re: Now THIS is funny
« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2012, 02:12:06 PM »


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Location: Currently being stored in a big white house in Washington, D.C.
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Re: Now THIS is funny
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2012, 07:11:36 PM »
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Re: Now THIS is funny
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2012, 08:32:38 PM »
Now that is fracking hilarious!

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