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Offline Libertas

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Rules of a gunfight
« on: August 09, 2012, 07:42:45 PM »
Yeah, I know, basically there are no rules, but if you must have some...

A: Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.

B: Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

C: Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

D: Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.

E: Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.

F: The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.

G: The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win - cheat if necessary.

H: Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it'll be empty.

I: If you're in a gun fight:
   1. If you're not shooting, you should be loading.
   2. If you're not loading, you should be movin,
   3. If you're not movin', you're dead.

J: In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!

K: If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

L: You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language.

M: You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.

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Offline Weisshaupt

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Re: Rules of a gunfight
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2012, 07:54:58 PM »
Its missing the first rule of gun fighting: Bring a Gun.

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Re: Rules of a gunfight
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2012, 09:11:47 PM »
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... D: Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length 21 feet....


FIFY.
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Re: Rules of a gunfight
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2012, 05:39:41 AM »
Also, if you find yourself in a fair fight, you screwed yourself.
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Re: Rules of a gunfight
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2012, 06:57:13 PM »
  Keep pulling on that trigger till it's empty and then hit them with it.
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