I mentioned
this tool in my food stamps thread, but it really deserves its own. Some highlights:
Filling out a form to see what you qualify for? Well we have to know your race. You see, certain races, being inferior, need more help.
In jail? No problem, there are benefits for you too!
Hmm, they don't seem to have an entry for engineering. These all seem to be agri, govt or union jobs.
Dang, not a druggie..
Hey Presidentially Declared disaster- does the Obama Presidency count?
Work for us once- benefits thereafter.
Hey, even though I am white, educated, and have a degree, I still may qualify for 100 programs, including special loans and grants for building Solar PV systems, and opening rural businesses and improving my double-wide mobile home. Guess the "Are you now or have you ever been a Republican?" question comes later