They'd already begun destroying the appliances, they're just intent on finishing the job.
Our dishwasher and clothes washer are about five years old.
The dishwasher never did the job the way the old one did and a lot of that does have to do with the damn phosphate-free soap, but adding the TSP wasn't a real big help. Any dish with Ranch dressing, mayo or cream sauce needs to be swiped first under the faucet or an imprint -- not the actual substance, mind you -- remains on the plate.
Our clothes washer stopped agitating; it would fill and then not move, so replacing it wasn't an option. We went for the front loader. Pffft. Whatever the hell is the matter with it is causing my bath towels to smell BAD after once use; something is not being washed out properly. I put bleach in with the white clothes, but my dishrags come out still bearing the stains with which they went in. Not of this happened with my old top loader, and I was able to adjust the water level on it to accommodate a smaller load; not so on the newer one, it supposedly does that itself. Did I say Pfffft!?
The shower heads suck. We do what Glock does and remove the restrictor and then we've got a lack of water-pressure.
The condenser motor went on our fridge well over ten years ago, sooooo we replaced that. Jayzus save us, PLEEEZE, from the redesigners. What!? plain old door shelves/racks weren't good enough -- I could get an amazing amount of jars and bottles in 'em -- so they put bins on the door resulting in more plastic and less space, forget accommodating a gallon milk container. Inside shelves, same thing -- more bulk, less space -- as none of them span the width of the fridge; they're split into two with raised borders and require more hanging hardware on the back wall, at which area everything freezes despite the temperature setting. And the thing bangs, gurgles, rattles and hums when it turns on, which, as the book assures us, is normal.
Want to talk about "self" cleaning ovens now? Circa same as the dishwasher. First cleaning embedded the crud on the inside of the glass in the door. Under warranty, though they wouldn't just replace the door; no, they'd only replace pieces, which, at my insistence, eventually comprised the whole door. So, now, we have to scrape clean the window-glass with a razor blade, then finish with a glass cleaner; brillo the inside surface of the door, being CAREFUL NOT TO TOUCH THE GASKET, which is about the only thing the manual's "cleaning instructions" conveyed -- SIX TIMES; and brillo the first two inches of the oven box itself, all the way around.
Dammit, I'm pissed off all this crap all over again now.