Actually, there is money to be made here.
I'm thinking of a whole line of feminine hygiene products for the single women under thirty demographic which voted for O'Bama in droves.
O'Bama tampons would, I think, be a big hit with that crowd. And, bear with me here, why not an actual O'BamaDouchebag to go with O'BamaDouche?
And it seems to me that Michelle would be a natural face to attach to some kind of
painful genital itch product. You know...
that face:
(You can see the ad now: "Got crabs?" Kinda leaps off the page, don't it?)
Or this one...
(Bladder infection?)
Either one seems appropriate.
Then there's the brainless 18 to 25 year-old males (college idiots) who also voted for Obongo...I'm thinking O'Bama condoms with a big smiling picture of O'Bama on the end. These people would go nuts for them.
And with the big thing on campus these days of giving yourself an alcohol enema...why not a complete O'Bama enema kit? Big honking injector with the O'Bama campaign "O" emblazoned right on the side.
Ah, the possibilities are nearly inexhaustible.
And I don't see why those items couldn't be sold on Ebay. Or anywhere else, for that matter...college dorm vending machines would be a natural outlet.
Speaking of O'BamaVoters...
