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Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« on: November 29, 2012, 08:18:25 AM »

"This bitch here is going to agree with my scheme to tax like the Devil now and promise spending cuts later (that will never happen)!"  "John is a good bitch, er Republican, I can deal with him"!

http://www.politico.com/story/2012/11/84364.html
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.

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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2012, 08:42:35 AM »
I said I'd give him his tax increase in exchange for 10% in more spending and he finally let me touch it.   :'(


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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2012, 09:36:27 AM »
He likes me! He really likes me! (Sally Field paraphrase)

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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2012, 11:29:59 AM »
Meet my ho, yo.

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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2012, 11:33:17 AM »
 ::hysterical::
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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2012, 02:06:56 PM »
John's gonna hold his breath until I reform entitlements.
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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2012, 10:45:11 PM »
"I told John he reminds me of my grandmother--the white one.  He wants to make reparation."


(That picture makes BO's hands look weirdly large.)


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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2012, 03:40:08 AM »
"And this is my friend, the cowardly lion".

True; Boehner's got cowardly lion face on.
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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2012, 05:51:13 AM »
Odrama: Who's yo dadday?
Bummer: "whimper".
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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2012, 06:00:42 AM »
This thread hurts too much.
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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2012, 07:03:39 AM »
"I told John he reminds me of my grandmother--the white one.  He wants to make reparation."


(That picture makes BO's hands look weirdly large.)




It's the alien lizard DNA!   ::hysterical::
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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2012, 05:28:58 PM »

"This bitch here is going to agree with my scheme to tax like the Devil now and promise spending cuts later (that will never happen)!"  "John is a good bitch, er Republican, I can deal with him"!

http://www.politico.com/story/2012/11/84364.html


No really.....he knows we are not a Christian nation.
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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2012, 06:57:02 PM »

Looks like the devil has already taken a bite out of Boehner's right arm.

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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2012, 07:22:34 PM »
Too bad it wasn't his ass.
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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2012, 07:50:21 PM »
  I'm waiting for the shoe to drop and the bullshyt should be just about the time they all leave town for Christmas.
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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2012, 08:32:11 PM »

Or one of them to grow a spine.

Hannity was interviewing Sessions today, talk about whining.
Hannity asked if they would walk, he whined they could but it would be terrible.  Infantile little babies are pissing the nation away.

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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2012, 08:33:30 PM »

Looks like the devil has already taken a bite out of Boehner's right arm.


I'm gonna bite his left arm now.
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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2012, 11:43:57 PM »
(That picture makes BO's hands look weirdly large.)

That's because he's wearing Sauron's ring of power. It prevents his horns from becoming visible.
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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2012, 01:23:32 AM »
"And this is my friend, the cowardly lion".

True; Boehner's got cowardly lion face on.


Wow.  I never thought of it, but that's totally him.


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Re: Obama - Boehner Caption Contest
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2012, 10:30:02 AM »
"And this is my friend, the cowardly lion".

True; Boehner's got cowardly lion face on.

Burt Lahr played more than just the Cowardly Lion...

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