I was rolling my eyes at the idiot neighbors who prevented me from enjoying uninterupted sleep by going out into the cold once quiet night and shooting off all manner of fireworks...I briefly thought of the 12 gauge, then realized at these temps their volleys wouldn't last long and a couple minutes later I was proven correct and went back to sleep.
So you're saying I got that to look forward to again.
Swell.
My idiot neighbors better hope it is another really cold night.
