I've been threatening to create a parody of the song Shenandoah calling it "Oh Schadenfreude"
One of my Schadenfreude moments has been the "entertainment" industry falling on increasingly hard times.
These oafish bass turds have spent the better part of 30 years slandering everything that was decent about America, especially virtuous and honorable conservatives. As a natural consequence normal people with equally normal sensibilities have turned their backs on the traditional conduits: newspapers, magazines, hollyweird, and the alphabet boob-toob channels.
I gave up the boob-toob when they abandoned analog broadcasts. It actually didn't hurt that bad and I've never looked back. Now I get drones of all stripes coming to me and begging me for business. I smile and decline and, if they persist, I tell them exactly- graphically - why I'll never support their products again. Why would I hand over my hard-earned cash to people who not only do not respect me, but actively go out of their way to insult me and mine?
The cable companies come to me about once a week. Sometimes I ask them if they could give me just Fox News (bewildered expressions abound ;-) Sometimes I ask if I can get a deduction for every channel that won't ever watch - which of course would equate to getting their crappy cable for free. Most times I just ask them, "Are you sh!tting me?! Why would I knowingly pollute my house with that crap?!"