Why not just shoot them...Oh yea, this is Austrailia.
I still giggle every time I visit Micky D's and see the offerings labeled with a calorie count. I mean, its freakin Mcdonalds...if I wanted something low in calories, id go somewhere else. When going to my fav fishing destination, choices to eat at 4am are few. Some Micky D...some Waffle House. If you get it scattered and smothered you don't want the calories advertised.
Just one of lifes wonders. Calorie count at Mcdonalds, braille at the ATM.