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...Because, she's so beautiful...
« on: January 18, 2013, 09:32:49 AM »
We haven't had a Michelle Obama got hit with the ugly stick thread lately.

This picture is found under the breathless headline, "Michelle Obama Debuts Bangin' New Do' For Her Birthday"

Affirmative Action beauty, compliments of your fawning media.



At this point I would not be at all surprised to learn that Michelle Obama is a transsexual. She looks like an ugly dude in drag.
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2013, 10:18:15 AM »
I wonder how many horses had their tails trimmed for that.
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2013, 10:46:49 AM »
Quote from: Glock32 on January 18, 2013, 10:18:15 AM
I wonder how many horses had their tails trimmed for that.

I wonder how many gallons of straightener she needs to straighten it out. She must be so ashamed of her heritage, to try so hard to pretend she has "white" hair.

I remember in the Denzel Washington portrayal of Malcolm X, that was a big deal - Black people trying to be White would go through much discomfort to straighten their hair, but once Brother Malcolm saw the light of the Prophet Elijah Mohammed he understood the wrong-headedness of being ashamed of African negroid hair and trying to emulate European caucasoid hair.

I guess things always come full circle, don't they? Black slaves to fee men, free men to Black seperatists, Black seperatists to integrated equals, integrated equals to angry agitators, angry agitators to Black seperatists, until now Blacks are enslaving their own under Black elitists who stand on their backs and straighten their hair to look White.



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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2013, 11:29:16 AM »
Quote from: Glock32 on January 18, 2013, 10:18:15 AM
I wonder how many horses had their tails trimmed for that.

I dunno but I bet I know what end of the horse the hair came from...look closely, you can see the flies still circling...or they were there to begin with...
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2013, 11:39:29 AM »

Probably has a Maxine Waters hair cut.
But that's private, when she lets her
hair down, between she and him.
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2013, 11:47:53 AM »
As I recall, straightening hair was called "conking"

To me, conking someone is hitting on the head. It wouldn't bother me to see my understanding of conking happen to M
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2013, 11:53:17 AM »
It's not wise to make Wookies mad...

Do it, just run really really fast!

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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2013, 09:19:33 AM »
While the hairdo is scary (it's a wig), what is more frightening to me is wondering what he is smiling about. 
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2013, 10:12:40 AM »
Quote from: Lisa in PA on January 23, 2013, 09:19:33 AM
While the hairdo is scary (it's a wig), what is more frightening to me is wondering what he is smiling about. 

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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2013, 10:38:40 AM »
Quote from: Lisa in PA on January 23, 2013, 09:19:33 AM
While the hairdo is scary (it's a wig), what is more frightening to me is wondering what he is smiling about.  
::rimshot::  ::bows::

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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2013, 02:03:00 PM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on January 23, 2013, 10:38:40 AM
Quote from: Lisa in PA on January 23, 2013, 09:19:33 AM
While the hairdo is scary (it's a wig), what is more frightening to me is wondering what he is smiling about.  
::rimshot::  ::bows::



 ::curtsy4::  Those legs in a dress remind me of Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie, and the manly jawline doesn't help convince me otherwise!
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2013, 02:19:36 PM »

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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2013, 02:47:05 PM »
"...what is more frightening to me is wondering what he is smiling about..."

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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2013, 03:12:19 PM »
I bet she knows all there is to know....about the crying game 
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2013, 08:57:27 PM »
Drudge is linking to an article in the WaPo about the First Lady's "posterior" here.

Which compelled me to Bing: "Michelle's Posterior"


Michelle Obama’s posterior again the subject of a public rant Washington Post·19 hours ago   

Coach Suspended Over his ‘Fat Butt Michelle Obama’ Rant (Listen)EURweb·11 hours ago

Obama not first first lady to be ‘butt’ of jokes, but some blame racism MyrtleBeachOnline·10 hours ago

'Michelle Obama has a large posterior': Rep Jim Sensenbrenner ...www.dailymail.co.uk/...

Why Are White Men Obsessed With Michelle Obama's Posterior?
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Michelle Obama – Baby Got Posterior « 22MOON.COM
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2013, 09:02:12 PM »
Her one ass cheek is bigger than Barack's whole ass.
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2013, 05:08:13 AM »
Quote from: Libertas on January 18, 2013, 11:29:16 AM
Quote from: Glock32 on January 18, 2013, 10:18:15 AM
I wonder how many horses had their tails trimmed for that.

I dunno but I bet I know what end of the horse the hair came from...look closely, you can see the flies still circling...or they were there to begin with...

I wonder how many pidgeons roosted in her lower lip during the inauguration ceremony .
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2013, 07:02:42 AM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on February 05, 2013, 09:02:12 PM
Her one ass cheek is bigger than Barack's whole ass.

 ::hysterical::

And that second pic is just too perfect!

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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2013, 10:54:15 AM »
Yeah, she's so classy the way she clears up that bite.
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2013, 04:33:15 PM »
Dude looks like a lady was wriiten about Michelle?  *squints eyes* or is that Barry?
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