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Offline Libertas

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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2013, 05:52:17 PM »
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2013, 05:59:38 PM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on February 05, 2013, 09:02:12 PM
Her one ass cheek is bigger than Barack's whole ass.

 How can you say that?? He's an ass from head to toe.
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2013, 06:04:54 PM »
Quote from: John Florida on February 06, 2013, 05:59:38 PM
Quote from: IronDioPriest on February 05, 2013, 09:02:12 PM
Her one ass cheek is bigger than Barack's whole ass.

 How can you say that?? He's an ass from head to toe.

 ::hysterical::

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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2013, 07:02:08 PM »
Quote from: John Florida on February 06, 2013, 05:59:38 PM
Quote from: IronDioPriest on February 05, 2013, 09:02:12 PM
Her one ass cheek is bigger than Barack's whole ass.

 How can you say that?? He's an ass from head to toe.

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What he said.
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2013, 07:43:02 PM »
Quote from: John Florida on February 06, 2013, 05:59:38 PM
Quote from: IronDioPriest on February 05, 2013, 09:02:12 PM
Her one ass cheek is bigger than Barack's whole ass.

 How can you say that?? He's an ass from head to toe.

I make a distinction between an ass and an asshole, that's how.
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2013, 07:45:42 PM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on February 06, 2013, 07:43:02 PM
Quote from: John Florida on February 06, 2013, 05:59:38 PM
Quote from: IronDioPriest on February 05, 2013, 09:02:12 PM
Her one ass cheek is bigger than Barack's whole ass.

 How can you say that?? He's an ass from head to toe.

I make a distinction between an ass and an asshole, that's how.


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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #26 on: February 06, 2013, 07:53:19 PM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on January 18, 2013, 09:32:49 AM
We haven't had a Michelle Obama got hit with the ugly stick thread lately.

This picture is found under the breathless headline, "Michelle Obama Debuts Bangin' New Do' For Her Birthday"

Affirmative Action beauty, compliments of your fawning media.



At this point I would not be at all surprised to learn that Michelle Obama is a transsexual. She looks like an ugly dude in drag.



The hairdo would be perfect if the bangs were 8 inches longer.
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #27 on: February 07, 2013, 06:45:14 AM »
Beauty is in the eye of the...uh...umm...

Well, sometimes it really helps to be completely blind!
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #28 on: February 07, 2013, 08:25:27 AM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on February 06, 2013, 07:43:02 PM
Quote from: John Florida on February 06, 2013, 05:59:38 PM
Quote from: IronDioPriest on February 05, 2013, 09:02:12 PM
Her one ass cheek is bigger than Barack's whole ass.

 How can you say that?? He's an ass from head to toe.

I make a distinction between an ass and an asshole, that's how.


Well a big ass probably has a big asshole.
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2013, 11:24:34 AM »
I'm not quite sure if he's an asshole so much as a whole ass.
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2013, 11:34:20 AM »
Splitting ass-hairs...an ass is an ass is an ass!
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2013, 11:45:11 AM »
Bet he fancies himself a wide receiver.
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2013, 11:58:43 AM »
Was looking for a ponochio donkey with Barack's face on it, but. . .

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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #33 on: February 07, 2013, 12:03:13 PM »
Quote from: pisskop on February 07, 2013, 11:58:43 AM
Was looking for a ponochio donkey with Barack's face on it, but. . .



He's a real boy. Ask Frank Marshall Davis and Larry Sinclair.
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #34 on: February 07, 2013, 01:53:09 PM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on February 07, 2013, 12:03:13 PM
Quote from: pisskop on February 07, 2013, 11:58:43 AM
Was looking for a ponochio donkey with Barack's face on it, but. . .



He's a real boy. Ask Frank Marshall Davis and Larry Sinclair.

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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2013, 09:47:39 AM »
Your Friday fun question, boys and girls.  Who made the following statement.

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Off the record, I love your new bangs, Mrs. Obama.

No cheating by using the googletubes. 
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2013, 09:56:32 AM »
Quote from: MNHawk on February 08, 2013, 09:47:39 AM
Your Friday fun question, boys and girls.  Who made the following statement.

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Off the record, I love your new bangs, Mrs. Obama.

No cheating by using the googletubes.  

Hmmmm....
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2013, 09:59:21 AM »
Quote from: MNHawk on February 08, 2013, 09:47:39 AM
Your Friday fun question, boys and girls.  Who made the following statement.

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Off the record, I love your new bangs, Mrs. Obama.

No cheating by using the googletubes. 

Hehe. I didn't know so I cheated and used the googletubes. Too rich.
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2013, 10:18:30 AM »
Note how many Low Information Media outlets have reported that quote, among others.

Page 2 on google just to get Newsday.  Page 3 for the Daily News and Fox.
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Re: ...Because, she's so beautiful...
« Reply #39 on: February 08, 2013, 10:39:04 AM »
Quote from: MNHawk on February 08, 2013, 09:47:39 AM
Your Friday fun question, boys and girls.  Who made the following statement.

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Off the record, I love your new bangs, Mrs. Obama.

No cheating by using the googletubes. 

Yea, I saw who. Makes double for capping his ass.
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