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Birthers - my explanation
« on: March 29, 2011, 08:29:45 AM »
Hey guys/gals,

I just figured out why obama doesn't want to sho' us his birth certificate:

He doesn't want us to know what sex he is. He's been pretending to be a man, but have you ever seen him sitting down with his legs crossed?
He always sits like a woman, sissy, and wussy puss. We have a president in drag!! ::gaah::

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Re: Birthers - my explanation
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2011, 08:32:49 AM »
What's sad is he's better looking than Michelle.
I do think she's the one who wears the pants in that family.
Maybe she's in drag,too?

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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2011, 08:36:54 AM »
Could be...
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2011, 09:00:26 AM »
Another fact I just became aware of:
Interesting Facts:
Chester Arthur was the first President to have his citizenship challenged. Many people believed he had been born in Canada.

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Re: Birthers - my explanation
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2011, 09:00:51 AM »
What's sad is he's better looking than Michelle.
I do think she's the one who wears the pants in that family.
Maybe she's in drag,too?

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Re: Birthers - my explanation
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2011, 09:11:27 AM »
My big conspracy theory is and always will be, until proven otherwise, is that Obama has daddy issues.


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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2011, 09:24:04 AM »
My big conspracy theory is and always will be, until proven otherwise, is that Obama has daddy issues.



I've always believed that he didn't want his birth cert and his college records released because he might have "fudged" his origin to get special treatment in college. So maybe his birth cert does show he's from Hawaii--maybe when he applied to college he said something else?
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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2011, 09:50:08 AM »
Hey guys/gals,

I just figured out why obama doesn't want to sho' us his birth certificate:

He doesn't want us to know what sex he is. He's been pretending to be a man, but have you ever seen him sitting down with his legs crossed?
He always sits like a woman, sissy, and wussy puss. We have a president in drag!! ::gaah::



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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2011, 09:58:49 AM »


 ::hysterical::

He didn't have any adult males in his life to show him how to be a man
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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2011, 10:01:15 AM »

 ::hysterical::

He didn't have any adult males in his life to show him how to be a man

Nope. But he had Frank Marshall Davis to show him how a man be.
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Re: Birthers - my explanation
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2011, 12:14:45 PM »
So the kids are adopted then?

Poor kids!

 :P

On the plus side, they have two mommies, eh?

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« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2011, 12:17:52 PM »

I just figured out why obama doesn't want to sho' us his birth certificate:

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Because he doesn't have one . He has a Lab Report !

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« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2011, 03:25:45 PM »
My big conspracy theory is and always will be, until proven otherwise, is that Obama has daddy issues.



I've always believed that he didn't want his birth cert and his college records released because he might have "fudged" his origin to get special treatment in college. So maybe his birth cert does show he's from Hawaii--maybe when he applied to college he said something else?

My belief is much more simple.....I believe he didn't want his college records released because his grades prove he isn't the smartest person on the planet. His birth certificate proves he wasn't born on this planet. ::speechless::
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« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2011, 03:49:58 PM »
My belief is much more simple.....I believe he didn't want his college records released because his grades prove he isn't the smartest person on the planet. His birth certificate proves he wasn't born on this planet. ::speechless::

I'm going with that!

and just because I've been dying to use it:
 ::deercorn::

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« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2011, 04:25:30 PM »

Is that why he got upset when Michelle said she was his baby mama?


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« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2011, 04:53:14 PM »
My daughter throws better than this panty-waist:

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« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2011, 05:00:56 PM »
My daughter throws better than this panty-waist:


 ::hysterical::

I'd throw better than him. And I'm not exactly an athlete.
 ::hysterical:: ::hysterical:: ::hysterical::

And I wouldn't wear mom jeans.
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« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2011, 05:08:10 PM »
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Re: Birthers - my explanation
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2011, 09:07:18 PM »


He looks like such a DORK in that picture! 

Fits in well with that group, though, doesn't he?

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« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2011, 09:12:07 PM »


He looks like such a DORK in that picture! 

Fits in well with that group, though, doesn't he?

 Some of those ladies have a bigger set than tha dork.
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