A week or so ago I posted an article on my facebook page about a Stanford study showing that much of the produce certified "organic" by Unca Shuggah is no healthier or less toxic than its industrial farm counterparts.
My hippie brother's hippie wife responded, "I didn't know you were a farmer."
Now I can say that I am...
... except that on HER facebook page today, she said she hates football, and if that makes her a bad American then so be it, to which my brother chimed in, "If you don't watch the game the terrorists win."
So I don't think they'll be responsive to me claiming to be a farmer based on the Super Bowl ad.