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This woman is Bad**s
« on: February 14, 2013, 03:14:04 PM »
In America, a strong woman is defined by how loudly she cries out for government to be her sugar daddy.

In Australia, they're made of a little tougher stuff

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As her leg started to swell, the golfer pulled a golf tee from her pocket, cut open her skin and squeezed the venom out. The Yahoo! Sports blog “Devil Ball Golf” speculates, quite accurately, that Holmqvist just may be the toughest golfer in the world.

 ::bows::

I have a feeling any guy that ends up with her won't be the kind of guy that hangs around chest waxing parlors reading Esquire.
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Re: This woman is Bad**s
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2013, 06:36:44 AM »
Atta Girl!   ::thumbsup::
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Re: This woman is Bad**s
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2013, 01:10:21 PM »
In America, a strong woman is defined by how loudly she cries out for government to be her sugar daddy.

In Australia, they're made of a little tougher stuff

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As her leg started to swell, the golfer pulled a golf tee from her pocket, cut open her skin and squeezed the venom out. The Yahoo! Sports blog “Devil Ball Golf” speculates, quite accurately, that Holmqvist just may be the toughest golfer in the world.

 ::bows::

I have a feeling any guy that ends up with her won't be the kind of guy that hangs wound chest waxing parlors reading Esquire.


Just remember we are talking about a professional female golfer...so you never know.
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Re: This woman is Bad**s
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2013, 11:17:04 AM »
In America, a strong woman is defined by how loudly she cries out for government to be her sugar daddy.

In Australia, they're made of a little tougher stuff

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As her leg started to swell, the golfer pulled a golf tee from her pocket, cut open her skin and squeezed the venom out. The Yahoo! Sports blog “Devil Ball Golf” speculates, quite accurately, that Holmqvist just may be the toughest golfer in the world.

 ::bows::

I have a feeling any guy that ends up with her won't be the kind of guy that hangs wound chest waxing parlors reading Esquire.


Just remember we are talking about a professional female golfer...so you never know.

Good catch.
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Re: This woman is Bad**s
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2013, 05:21:00 AM »
In America, a strong woman is defined by how loudly she cries out for government to be her sugar daddy.

In Australia, they're made of a little tougher stuff

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As her leg started to swell, the golfer pulled a golf tee from her pocket, cut open her skin and squeezed the venom out. The Yahoo! Sports blog “Devil Ball Golf” speculates, quite accurately, that Holmqvist just may be the toughest golfer in the world.

 ::bows::

I have a feeling any guy that ends up with her won't be the kind of guy that hangs wound chest waxing parlors reading Esquire.

Uhh ... I'm afraid to ask for a picture .

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Re: This woman is Bad**s
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« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2013, 11:00:11 AM »
WOW! Very easy on the eyes.
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Re: This woman is Bad**s
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2013, 12:33:30 PM »
Maybe there's a better than 50% chance she is normal and likes dudes.  Sometimes those who don't are. . .how can I put this. . . fugly?
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« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2013, 02:03:26 PM »
Maybe there's a better than 50% chance she is normal and likes dudes.  Sometimes those who don't are. . .how can I put this. . . fugly?

and with that I'd refer you too the panties thread, as I agree completely !!

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Re: This woman is Bad**s
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2013, 03:04:36 PM »
Maybe there's a better than 50% chance she is normal and likes dudes.  Sometimes those who don't are. . .how can I put this. . . fugly?

and with that I'd refer you too the panties thread, as I agree completely !!

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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2013, 03:51:30 PM »
Maybe there's a better than 50% chance she is normal and likes dudes.  Sometimes those who don't are. . .how can I put this. . . fugly?

There's also a certain body type that is a dead giveaway of lesbian status. It's hard to describe, and but you see these women who are short and very stocky. Not fat, but stocky. The she-mullet hairstyle usually goes hand in hand with this body type. I have never seen a woman with that body type who is not a lesbian
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Re: This woman is Bad**s
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2013, 08:52:59 PM »
Maybe there's a better than 50% chance she is normal and likes dudes.  Sometimes those who don't are. . .how can I put this. . . fugly?

There's also a certain body type that is a dead giveaway of lesbian status. It's hard to describe, and but you see these women who are short and very stocky. Not fat, but stocky. The she-mullet hairstyle usually goes hand in hand with this body type. I have never seen a woman with that body type who is not a lesbian

A good friend of mine many years ago had 2 sisters that were lesbo. He used to really get pissed because their girlfriends were ALWAYS cuter than his.
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Re: This woman is Bad**s
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2013, 06:48:35 AM »
Maybe there's a better than 50% chance she is normal and likes dudes.  Sometimes those who don't are. . .how can I put this. . . fugly?

There's also a certain body type that is a dead giveaway of lesbian status. It's hard to describe, and but you see these women who are short and very stocky. Not fat, but stocky. The she-mullet hairstyle usually goes hand in hand with this body type. I have never seen a woman with that body type who is not a lesbian

A good friend of mine many years ago had 2 sisters that were lesbo. He used to really get pissed because their girlfriends were ALWAYS cuter than his.

 ::hysterical::

Oh, and yeah, I know what you mean G, I have a cousin   ::)  of that build.   :P

And no, her girlfriends were not as cute as mine, thanks God!

OK, time for an eye-cleanser!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/specials/swimsuit/onSale.html
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Re: This woman is Bad**s
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2013, 07:57:38 AM »
OK, so the women she would attract wouldn't be chest waxers either.

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Re: This woman is Bad**s
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2013, 10:24:23 AM »
She's related to Fred Upton of "I have decided what kind of light bulbs you peasants can have" fame.  I could probably grant her clemency though.
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Re: This woman is Bad**s
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2013, 10:46:45 AM »

"There's also a certain body type that is a dead giveaway of lesbian status. It's hard to describe, and but you see these women who are short and very stocky. Not fat, but stocky."

The Napolitano.  Jack Lew could be her cousin.

 

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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2013, 01:44:47 PM »

"There's also a certain body type that is a dead giveaway of lesbian status. It's hard to describe, and but you see these women who are short and very stocky. Not fat, but stocky."

The Napolitano.  Jack Lew could be her cousin.

 

her cousin, or twin brother........

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Re: This woman is Bad**s
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2013, 06:34:34 PM »

"There's also a certain body type that is a dead giveaway of lesbian status. It's hard to describe, and but you see these women who are short and very stocky. Not fat, but stocky."

The Napolitano.  Jack Lew could be her cousin.

 

her cousin, or twin brothersister........

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« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2013, 07:34:24 PM »
It cracks me up every time Mark Levin mentions Janet Napolitano, he says her name normally then immediately corrects himself with this low husky voice "Janet Napolitano"
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Re: This woman is Bad**s
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2013, 08:00:01 PM »
I bet it has to shave more often than Mark.
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