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Offline John Florida

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THE EGG TRICK
« on: March 11, 2013, 08:42:52 PM »
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Re: THE EGG TRICK
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2013, 09:11:31 PM »
Try that at the next family gathering and lemme know how it works out, K John?

LOL. Once when I was a teenager I tried to do the "quickly pull the tablecloth out from underneath the table setting" trick. Lucky for me the floor was carpeted.

The kind of class seen on Carson is dead in entertainment.
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Re: THE EGG TRICK
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2013, 06:16:31 AM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on March 11, 2013, 09:11:31 PM
The kind of class seen on Carson is dead in entertainment.

Sad, isn't it? Now we have Jackass.
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Re: THE EGG TRICK
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2013, 06:18:41 AM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on March 11, 2013, 09:11:31 PM
The kind of class seen on Carson is dead in entertainment.

Sad, isn't it? Now we have Jackass.
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Re: THE EGG TRICK
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2013, 06:36:08 AM »
I'm seeing double!   ::speechless::

 ;D

Carson show was a blast, but most entertainers of that era even if they were a lib didn't shove it in your face, and there was more openess and honesty in the ribbing before the pc/diversity/multi-culti asshattery was allowed to take hold!  And it was one of the few shows that crossed generations, me and my siblings and friends and all our parents would watch.

These pretenders with shows today?  Meh!
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Re: THE EGG TRICK
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2013, 06:56:47 PM »
Quote from: Libertas on March 12, 2013, 06:36:08 AM
I'm seeing double!   ::speechless::

This less than dial up speed offshore has me wondering if I post sometimes. ::bashing::
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Re: THE EGG TRICK
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2013, 06:36:36 AM »
Quote from: AlanS on March 12, 2013, 06:56:47 PM
Quote from: Libertas on March 12, 2013, 06:36:08 AM
I'm seeing double!   ::speechless::

This less than dial up speed offshore has me wondering if I post sometimes. ::bashing::

Oh, yeah, I get that at the lake...type something, go get a beer, come back with the beer and see it hasn't moved yet, drink the beer, maybe by the 2nd beer it posted...

 ::falldownshocked::

The good news is by the third post I am feeling pretty good!

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Re: THE EGG TRICK
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2013, 12:37:36 PM »
Quote from: John Florida on March 11, 2013, 08:42:52 PM
Johnny Carson Show #3


No canned laughter......I remember Carson. My favorite is something still debated today, which may or may not have occured.....the famous Zsa Zsa Gabor (supposed) incident, where she (supposed) brought a cat with her and asked carson if he would like to pet her *ussy. And he (supposed) to have said if you move that damn cat.

I don't know if really happened, but it strikes me as something carson would do.
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Re: THE EGG TRICK
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2013, 12:39:50 PM »
Quote from: Predator Don on March 13, 2013, 12:37:36 PM
Quote from: John Florida on March 11, 2013, 08:42:52 PM
Johnny Carson Show #3


No canned laughter......I remember Carson. My favorite is something still debated today, which may or may not have occured.....the famous Zsa Zsa Gabor (supposed) incident, where she (supposed) brought a cat with her and asked carson if he would like to pet her *ussy. And he (supposed) to have said if you move that damn cat.

I don't know if really happened, but it strikes me as something carson would do.

The way I heard it growing up, it was Raquel Welch.

ETA: Snopes says "false"...

..."The inconstancy of detail found in repetitions of this tale (it has also been told about Raquel Welch, Ann-Margret, Dyan Cannon, and Farrah Fawcett-Majors, among others) is a hallmark of the urban legend, and it indicates that the story was primarily spread by people who merely heard about it from others...."
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Re: THE EGG TRICK
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2013, 01:41:45 PM »
I approve of this.  Made my day a little less mindless.
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Re: THE EGG TRICK
« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2013, 02:00:24 PM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on March 13, 2013, 12:39:50 PM
Quote from: Predator Don on March 13, 2013, 12:37:36 PM
Quote from: John Florida on March 11, 2013, 08:42:52 PM
Johnny Carson Show #3


No canned laughter......I remember Carson. My favorite is something still debated today, which may or may not have occured.....the famous Zsa Zsa Gabor (supposed) incident, where she (supposed) brought a cat with her and asked carson if he would like to pet her *ussy. And he (supposed) to have said if you move that damn cat.

I don't know if really happened, but it strikes me as something carson would do.

The way I heard it growing up, it was Raquel Welch.

ETA: Snopes says "false"...

..."The inconstancy of detail found in repetitions of this tale (it has also been told about Raquel Welch, Ann-Margret, Dyan Cannon, and Farrah Fawcett-Majors, among others) is a hallmark of the urban legend, and it indicates that the story was primarily spread by people who merely heard about it from others...."


It's one of those stories which takes on a life. I have friends who swear thay watched that episode, but I don't think Carson was on the boob tube then.
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Re: THE EGG TRICK
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2013, 05:04:14 PM »
From the horses mouth.

Carson-Fonda

Sorry for the left wing whacko.
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« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2013, 05:43:41 PM »
It would be her to say it on television.
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Re: THE EGG TRICK
« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2013, 11:34:11 PM »
Quote from: benb61 on March 13, 2013, 05:04:14 PM
From the horses mouth.

Carson-Fonda

Sorry for the left wing whacko.


He was lying.
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Re: THE EGG TRICK
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2013, 02:15:53 AM »
I remember hearing of the story where Johnny had Arnold Palmer's wife on.
As the story supposedly goes, Johnny asked her if, before Arnie left for a tournament, if she rubbed his balls and kissed his putter for good luck.

As I heard it, that didn't go over real well
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Re: THE EGG TRICK
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2013, 07:13:53 PM »
Quote from: AmericanPatriot on March 14, 2013, 02:15:53 AM
I remember hearing of the story where Johnny had Arnold Palmer's wife on.
As the story supposedly goes, Johnny asked her if, before Arnie left for a tournament, if she rubbed his balls and kissed his putter for good luck.

As I heard it, that didn't go over real well

  I saw that show at the time and what she answered was before a tournament I kiss his balls for luck and he(Johnny)said was "that should make his putter rise.

  Palmer was pissed at him.
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