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Offline Libertas

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Confessions of a TSA screener
« on: March 10, 2013, 03:14:16 PM »
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Re: Confessions of a TSA screener
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2013, 07:08:18 PM »
They're like government employees of any sort: unaccountable, unmotivated, unqualified, very difficult to reprimand or fire. Nothing says tight security like a bunch of overweight 5 foot tall black women with 6 inch acrylic nails in polyester uniforms.
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Re: Confessions of a TSA screener
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2013, 07:28:43 PM »
They're like government employees of any sort: unaccountable, unmotivated, unqualified, very difficult to reprimand or fire. Nothing says tight security like a bunch of overweight 5 foot tall black women with 6 inch acrylic nails in polyester uniforms.


 ::hysterical::

And they are everywhere. Had to go to the City water department. I'm standing at the window as the 5' tall fat black woman reads her newspaper. I clear my throat, shuffle some papers and finally had to beat on the glass. I got her attention when i murmured ( just loud enough for her to hear me) Affirmative inaction in action. She said she was gonna complain to the Mayor....and I said so am I.
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Re: Confessions of a TSA screener
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2013, 10:16:12 PM »
They're like government employees of any sort: unaccountable, unmotivated, unqualified, very difficult to reprimand or fire. Nothing says tight security like a bunch of overweight 5 foot tall black women with 6 inch acrylic nails in polyester uniforms.


 ::hysterical::

And they are everywhere. Had to go to the City water department. I'm standing at the window as the 5' tall fat black woman reads her newspaper. I clear my throat, shuffle some papers and finally had to beat on the glass. I got her attention when i murmured ( just loud enough for her to hear me) Affirmative inaction in action. She said she was gonna complain to the Mayor....and I said so am I.
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Re: Confessions of a TSA screener
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2013, 07:12:08 AM »
Pretty much why I like to do my business online as much as possible, limiting exposure to these clowns reduces the stress on my nerves and probably keeps me out of trouble.
We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.