But... but... diverrrrrsity is our strennnngth. We're a multi-cultural tossed salad, where no one culture is superior to another.
Without the Sikhs, well, we would be less American. We wouldn't have great songs like Sikh yer Booty or Shimmy Sikh. We wouldn't have chocolate sikhs. We wouldn't even have the hand-sikh. Think about how universal the phrase "sikh before opening", and then tell me we need less Sikhs and not more.