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Flashbang Bra
« on: April 21, 2013, 01:11:16 PM »
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Re: Flashbang Bra
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2013, 01:21:44 PM »
So... I just showed this to Mrs. IDP. Her response? "Did you notice something that all these women have in common? I would LOVE one of those holsters, but it's gonna have to come with breast implants."

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Re: Flashbang Bra
« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2013, 01:23:30 PM »
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Re: Flashbang Bra
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2013, 01:25:57 PM »
Quote from: IronDioPriest on April 21, 2013, 01:21:44 PM
So... I just showed this to Mrs. IDP. Her response? "Did you notice something that all these women have in common? I would LOVE one of those holsters, but it's gonna have to come with breast implants."

 ::hysterical::

Sounds like a win-win to me!   ;D
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Re: Flashbang Bra
« Reply #4 on: April 21, 2013, 01:47:35 PM »
How big of a set of implants would you need to conceal a 1911?

Or a .44 magnum?
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Re: Flashbang Bra
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2013, 04:11:17 PM »
Quote from: trapeze on April 21, 2013, 01:47:35 PM
How big of a set of implants would you need to conceal a 1911?

Or a .44 magnum?

The Grand Tetons!   ::hysterical::
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Re: Flashbang Bra
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2013, 04:28:28 PM »
The Grand ta-tas.
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Re: Flashbang Bra
« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2013, 05:51:59 PM »
The perp, confronting his victim who seductively begins to lift her size 44 D shirt, is soon disappointed to find she is only carrying a 38. ::rockets::
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Re: Flashbang Bra
« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2013, 06:01:42 PM »
Easily concealable? With the bad guy so focused on her breasticles she could be hiding a howitzer in there ;-)

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Re: Flashbang Bra
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2013, 06:13:24 PM »
Quote from: Predator Don on April 21, 2013, 05:51:59 PM
The perp, confronting his victim who seductively begins to lift her size 44 D shirt, is soon disappointed to find she is only carrying a 38. ::rockets::

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Re: Flashbang Bra
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2013, 08:09:24 PM »
Well I'm udderly convinced.
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Re: Flashbang Bra
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2013, 07:31:00 AM »
Hmmm...

Just to be safe, better frisk 'em good, eh?

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