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Offline Libertas

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NFL = NancyBoy Football League
« on: September 17, 2013, 07:08:02 AM »
As if the endless parade of rules meant to morph the game from its violent, bloody and concussion-riddled stoneage past into the game of the future where touching is barely tolerated and games are scripted out like present day wrestling...more proof of the decline of masculinity...

Ad's for moistened toilet paper?

http://nypost.com/2013/09/16/mens-wipes-ads-star-centers-not-tight-ends/

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Re: NFL = NancyBoy Football League
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2013, 09:41:36 AM »
Dude, when you've got a hairy bum, there's nothing more refreshing than a maintenance wipe. True story.
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Re: NFL = NancyBoy Football League
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2013, 11:07:31 AM »
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Clean up, aisle two!

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Re: NFL = NancyBoy Football League
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2013, 11:01:00 PM »
So who will volunteer to see if it only takes one wipe.
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Re: NFL = NancyBoy Football League
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2013, 11:11:45 PM »
Have 'em take off the damn helmets and stock up on the wet-wipes.

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Re: NFL = NancyBoy Football League
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2013, 02:32:19 PM »
I liked this comment at the link:

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Re: NFL = NancyBoy Football League
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2013, 07:07:40 AM »
I liked this comment at the link:

"Get Barry Obama to do it. He is the biggest a$$wipe I know of."

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