"They can have those signs out on holidays that are relevant,""Relevant"?? So be it. Signs shall hereby be permitted:
- On any day which the Lord hath made.
- On any day that sees ANYONE, ANYWHERE struggling in some manner with their faith
- On ANY day to which Amendment 1 of the U.S. Constitution is valid.
- On any day that sees ANYONE, ANYWHERE thankful to God for something in their life
Everyone else may, in pursuit of their happiness, avert their eyes from said signage.