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Re: "Let's Move" - but don't forget your helmet
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2013, 07:52:48 PM »
I asked my sisters boys "y'all jump your bikes off homemade ramps and stuff at all?"...I got blank stares...

THOSE were the days!! I was surprised to learn I could still have children after my feet leaving the peddles and landing on the bar a couple times.
You mean ......it took more than one lesson repeatedly for you to learn gravity steal and testicles don't mesh well?

It's called "racking your nuts" and yeah, been there too many times and done that...and, hey, I got no kids!   ::speechless::

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I'd done it as well.  Once.  Even for a girl, it was no picnic.
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Re: "Let's Move" - but don't forget your helmet
« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2013, 08:09:12 AM »
I asked my sisters boys "y'all jump your bikes off homemade ramps and stuff at all?"...I got blank stares...

THOSE were the days!! I was surprised to learn I could still have children after my feet leaving the peddles and landing on the bar a couple times.
You mean ......it took more than one lesson repeatedly for you to learn gravity steal and testicles don't mesh well?

It's called "racking your nuts" and yeah, been there too many times and done that...and, hey, I got no kids!   ::speechless::

 ::hysterical::

I'd done it as well.  Once.  Even for a girl, it was no picnic.

Ufda.  Had to work hard for that I bet...given that girls bikes have a lower support bar.   :'(
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Re: "Let's Move" - but don't forget your helmet
« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2013, 08:38:50 AM »
I had it happen, too. Always in front of a bunch of buddies or a girlfriend.

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Re: "Let's Move" - but don't forget your helmet
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2013, 03:29:39 PM »
I asked my sisters boys "y'all jump your bikes off homemade ramps and stuff at all?"...I got blank stares...

THOSE were the days!! I was surprised to learn I could still have children after my feet leaving the peddles and landing on the bar a couple times.
You mean ......it took more than one lesson repeatedly for you to learn gravity steal and testicles don't mesh well?

It's called "racking your nuts" and yeah, been there too many times and done that...and, hey, I got no kids!   ::speechless::

 ::hysterical::

I'd done it as well.  Once.  Even for a girl, it was no picnic.

Ufda.  Had to work hard for that I bet...given that girls bikes have a lower support bar.   :'(

They do, but I was on a boy's bike at the time.
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Re: "Let's Move" - but don't forget your helmet
« Reply #24 on: October 16, 2013, 08:30:23 AM »
I asked my sisters boys "y'all jump your bikes off homemade ramps and stuff at all?"...I got blank stares...

THOSE were the days!! I was surprised to learn I could still have children after my feet leaving the peddles and landing on the bar a couple times.
You mean ......it took more than one lesson repeatedly for you to learn gravity steal and testicles don't mesh well?

It's called "racking your nuts" and yeah, been there too many times and done that...and, hey, I got no kids!   ::speechless::

 ::hysterical::

I'd done it as well.  Once.  Even for a girl, it was no picnic.

Ufda.  Had to work hard for that I bet...given that girls bikes have a lower support bar.   :'(

They do, but I was on a boy's bike at the time.

Jeesh!  Just like my sister!

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