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Offline oldcoastie6468

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Nothing like a Ford Truck
« on: October 22, 2013, 08:18:35 AM »
Nothing like a Ford Truck.

New Truck built by a company we didn't bailout.

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure - it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'Dumb Ass!' Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States . . ."

Damn I love this truck!
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Offline ToddF

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Re: Nothing like a Ford Truck
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2013, 09:56:49 AM »
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Offline Libertas

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Re: Nothing like a Ford Truck
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2013, 11:11:23 AM »
I saw it coming...yet I was powerless to look away...

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Re: Nothing like a Ford Truck
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2013, 11:24:51 AM »
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Re: Nothing like a Ford Truck
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2013, 05:12:20 PM »
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