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Offline oldcoastie6468

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Recipe for Thanksgiving Turkey
« on: October 26, 2013, 01:58:48 PM »
This is an old family recipe. I'm just trying to help....

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HOW TO COOK A TURKEY

1.   Go buy a turkey.
2.   Take a drink of whiskey.
3.   Put the turkey in the oven.
4.   Take 2 more drinks of whiskey.
5.   Set the oven to 375°.
6.   Take another drink of whiskey.
7.   Turn the oven on.
8.   Have 4 more shots of whiskey.
9.   Turk the bastey.
10.   Whiskey another bottle of get.
11.   Stick a turkey in the thermometer.
12.   Glass yourself another pour of whiskey.
13.   Bake the whiskey for 4 hours.
14.   Take the oven out of the turkey.
15.   Floor the turkey on the drop.
16.   Have another shot of whiskey.
17.   Turk up the pickey flom the froor.
18.   Turk the carvey.
19.   Open another bottle of whiskey.
20.   Tet the shable and pour yourshelf a glass of turkey.
21.   Bless the saying, pass and eat out.

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Re: Recipe for Thanksgiving Turkey
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2013, 03:22:50 PM »
LOL, that's usually how it's done at my house!  ::thumbsup::

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Re: Recipe for Thanksgiving Turkey
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2013, 04:31:48 PM »
New cook! (I wants my turkey!)   ;D
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Re: Recipe for Thanksgiving Turkey
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2013, 09:50:57 PM »
We cook ours breast down for the first half of the cooking, then flip it for the second half, and it takes both of us and a coupla tools to do it.  Haven't had to baste one yet.
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Re: Recipe for Thanksgiving Turkey
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2013, 11:25:11 AM »
FROM OUR HOME TO YOURS: Have a great and safe Thanksgiving, everyone. And please remember to give thanks for our military forces; without their constant vigilance, we may not be able to celebrate holidays like Thanksgiving.

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Brining a Turkey
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2013, 02:14:19 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMjXImsjfEY

The actual YouTube won't show, for some reason. Operator error, I suspect. (I'm the operator...)
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Re: Brining a Turkey
« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2013, 04:19:11 PM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMjXImsjfEY

The actual YouTube won't show, for some reason. Operator error, I suspect. (I'm the operator...)

It's the "httpS"; remove the "s" and it'll probably work.
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Re: Recipe for Thanksgiving Turkey
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2013, 06:45:37 PM »
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Re: Recipe for Thanksgiving Turkey
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2013, 08:12:09 PM »
You're welcome; anytime.
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