"You can get anything here, especially food portions."
Heh.
Reminds me of when in El Centro on detachment there were some Brit paratroopers rotating through there to do some practice jumps...they had changed all their pounds into dollars and kept buying all the rounds at the enlisted club and I didn't have to buy squat and I was pickled the whole week through. They thought our chow was Nirvana. Fun lads to hang with, they dearly loved their Maggie, and boy, I thought I could drink!