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Offline oldcoastie6468

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There was a Chinese emperor
« on: January 21, 2014, 03:13:10 PM »
There was a Chinese emperor that had three daughters and he felt that the time had come for them to marry, so he had them summoned to the royal courtyard.

He called forth the eldest daughter...

Emperor: number one daughter, time for you to marry...what kind of man do you desire?

Daughter #1:  me want man with two dragon tattooed on chest.

Emperor: so be it...he clapped his hands and the royal horseman departed to find her husband.

Emperor: daughter #2, time for you to marry...what kind of man do you desire?

Daughter #2: me want man with three dragon tattooed on chest.

Emperor: so be it...he clapped his hands and the royal horseman departed to find her husband.

Emperor:  daughter #3, time for you to marry...what kind of man do you desire?

After thinking a bit longer, the youngest daughter replied in her child-like voice, hmmm...me want man with one dragon on ground....
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Re: There was a Chinese emperor
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2014, 04:01:38 PM »
Sorry emperor, I'm already married.
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Re: There was a Chinese emperor
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2014, 04:02:54 PM »
Quote from: Dan on January 21, 2014, 04:01:38 PM
Sorry emperor, I'm already married.

You're the author of, "Three Tracks in the Snow"?
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Re: There was a Chinese emperor
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2014, 07:19:27 AM »
Can do pushups without using arms?   ::hysterical::
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We are now where The Founders were when they faced despotism.
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