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Re: It's coming..........
« Reply #60 on: November 12, 2013, 07:30:54 AM »
Quote from: Libertas on November 12, 2013, 07:28:39 AM
(No pole jokes!)

What about 'Obama pole smoking' jokes?  Are they allowed in your censored, freezing ice-fishing world?  Talk about dipping your wick in a hole colder than a witch's tit!
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« Reply #61 on: November 12, 2013, 07:48:11 AM »


Pole jokes?  Colder than what?

 ::exitstageleft::
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« Reply #62 on: November 12, 2013, 07:52:52 AM »
Having just eaten breakfast, I threw up a little in my mouth.

Thanks, MNHawk.
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Re: It's coming..........
« Reply #63 on: November 12, 2013, 08:16:30 AM »
OK, I didn't censor anything...crap, and look what it got us! 

I'm gonna puke too...

 ::puke::

Any Wookie posting MUST be preceded with adequate warning from now on!

Something like...

 ::siren::   ::siren::  CAUTION!   ::siren::   ::siren::  THIS SHYT IS NASTY!   ::siren::   ::siren:: 
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« Reply #64 on: November 12, 2013, 07:36:51 PM »
Yeah we need to implement a new markup tag, like some forums use to hide spoilers. Anything enclosed within the [spoiler] tags would require the reader to click to reveal.
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« Reply #65 on: November 12, 2013, 07:42:47 PM »
Quote from: MNHawk on November 12, 2013, 07:48:11 AM


Pole jokes?  Colder than what?

 ::exitstageleft::

Now that's gagging a maggot material.  ::puke::
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« Reply #66 on: November 12, 2013, 08:14:24 PM »
that picture gets worse every time I see it
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« Reply #67 on: November 12, 2013, 08:16:13 PM »
Quote from: oldcoastie6468 on November 12, 2013, 07:42:47 PM
Quote from: MNHawk on November 12, 2013, 07:48:11 AM


Pole jokes?  Colder than what?

 ::exitstageleft::

Now that's gagging a maggot material.  ::puke::


Oh sure,  I have to go to work for awhile and I come  back to this.  Boy I thought this was a nice web site and someone would at least warn ya' when posting something this bad.  After barfing on my PC screen it's a good thing the neighbors dog was close.......

dog licking screen!!!
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« Reply #68 on: November 12, 2013, 08:41:37 PM »
For the past two days there's been a dead deer laying in a field about 20 feet off the highway on my way to work. Both days it has been surrounded by about 30 vultures tearing off chunks of rancid, rotten flesh. And that still pales in comparison to the First Wookiee doing a pole dance.

But back on topic! We had a little bit of snow tonight, I think a bit more than the weather nerds were predicting. This is about the earliest I can remember seeing steady snowfall in the Charlotte area.
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« Reply #69 on: November 12, 2013, 08:58:05 PM »
Quote from: LadyVirginia on November 12, 2013, 08:14:24 PM
that picture gets worse every time I see it

Stop looking at it!

(That'll be $155 please, for the consulting.)
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« Reply #70 on: November 12, 2013, 09:19:37 PM »
Not pole dancing, twerking.  It's the Wookie Twerk.  Somethin' like the hippy, hippy shake.
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« Reply #71 on: November 12, 2013, 09:47:48 PM »
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« Reply #72 on: November 13, 2013, 06:44:26 AM »
Quote from: Pandora on November 12, 2013, 09:19:37 PM
Not pole dancing, twerking.  It's the Wookie Twerk.  Somethin' like the hippy, hippy shake.



Why can't she just stay out of camera shot and stay in the West Wing with her tire-rope swing and litter box?!   ::whatgives::
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« Reply #73 on: November 13, 2013, 06:48:23 AM »
Quote from: oldcoastie6468 on November 12, 2013, 09:47:48 PM


Flakes aren't the problem...flakes ganging up, now that's a problem.  Damn gang flakes!

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« Reply #74 on: November 13, 2013, 07:27:46 AM »
Quote from: Libertas on November 13, 2013, 06:48:23 AM
Quote from: oldcoastie6468 on November 12, 2013, 09:47:48 PM


Flakes aren't the problem...flakes ganging up, now that's a problem.  Damn gang flakes!



I drew that cartoon about 20 years ago.

I've seen pics like that, with all that snow. I'm surprised that it ever really melts.
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« Reply #75 on: December 02, 2013, 09:31:13 AM »
Colder than a witch's what, again?

Thursday
Overcast. Fog early. High of 7F with a windchill as low as -11F. Winds from the WNW at 10 to 15 mph.

Thursday Night
Partly cloudy. Fog overnight. Low of -8F with a windchill as low as -24F. Winds from the WNW at 10 to 15 mph.

Friday
Partly cloudy. High of 9F with a windchill as low as -17F. Winds from the WNW at 10 to 15 mph.

Friday Night
Partly cloudy. Fog overnight. Low of -13F with a windchill as low as -31F. Winds from the WNW at 10 to 15 mph.

Saturday
Partly cloudy. Fog early. High of 7F with a windchill as low as -31F. Winds from the WNW at 5 to 10 mph.

Saturday Night
Mostly cloudy. Low of -9F. Winds less than 5 mph.

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« Reply #76 on: December 02, 2013, 09:33:47 AM »
Ooookay, we got the picture; it's a little chilly up 'ere.   ;)
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« Reply #77 on: December 02, 2013, 10:00:05 AM »
Bless you, Hawk, for keeping that crap up there.  ::clapping::
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« Reply #78 on: December 04, 2013, 07:15:51 AM »
More globullwarmink hitting the ground last night and this morning...commute was slower but not bad...supposed to get dumped on more pretty much all day...then several days running of single-digit temps to follow...

I guess I cannot escape it...winter is here for sure...and I haven't even put the cycle away yet...   ::facepalm::
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« Reply #79 on: December 04, 2013, 07:30:33 AM »
We're allegedly supposed to dodge everything but the bitter cold temps. I hope so; if the ground freezes hard, some of the vermin will be erased.

Besides, my 200 lb plow isn't on my tractor yet!  ::snoshovel::
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