As some of you are aware, I run a small roofing/home improvement company located in Baltimore.
I went out with my crew to do a repair on a flat roof using the roof kettle. Pull up in the alley three vehicles, set everything up. One hour elapses and along comes this woman in a minivan going the opposite direction of our vehicles.
Yells out the window, "Can you move you trucks?
I yelled back politely, "sorry but no, we're working on this house here."
Yells back, "you can't block the alley"
Me "I can't becasue I have a kettle hitched to the back of truck"
"I need to look at the back of this house" she said.
"Great", I said, get out and walk the 100 feet."
"I can't, I have my child with me" said.
Me "Fine" "Back up and come around the other side"
Her "I don't like to back up in an alley(12 feet wide mind you)in my van" "You have to move"
Me "Lady I jsut can't."
"I'm calling the police" she says.
"Call them", I said
Fifteen minutes later LEO arrives sees the situation and tells me I can't block the alley. I told her, she'll still have to back up, 200 ft because I have a kettle on the hitch and I certainly can't back 1500 ft so you're still must back your vehicle up.
Pleading with her, it doesn't make anysense to do as she asks, she then claims "It's the principle of it."
Looking at everyone else, "Is she kidding?" "What principle is that, she's s selfish asshole."
Right off the bat I knew this bitch was a self centered liberal. Totally irrational in her demand for satisfaction in spite of stoppage of work so she can motor on down another 100 feet.
I come down off the roof, turn off the propane and watch her back up(oh, the pain), walk don the alley to see f the cop left(he did) and witnessed the dumb
f**king liberal whore coming back up the alley from the other direction, looks at the property's yard, talks to the owner, backs up her minivan and away she went.
All that hassle because like most liberals, they can't operate competently, the vehicle he/she is driving. If I had my Glock 20, I think I would have shot both because it's the principle of the matter.
Please, will somebody start shooting already!
Perhaps it was all a Halloween prank but I somehow doubt it.