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Offline oldcoastie6468

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11 Minutes can be an eternity!
« on: November 04, 2013, 11:03:29 PM »
11 Minutes can be an eternity!
 
 
A State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers' lane, with the interior light brightly glowing.
 
He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.
 
The young man lowers his window. 'Uh, yes,  Officer'? The trooper asks: 'What are you  doing?' The young man says: 'Well, Officer, I'm reading  a magazine.' Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says:
 
'And, her, what is she doing?' The young man shrugs: 'Sir, I believe she's  filing her fingernails.' Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane and nothing obscene  is happening!

The trooper asks: 'What's your age, young man?' The young man says: 'I'm 22, sir.' The trooper then asks: 'And her, what's her age?' The young man looks at his watch and replies: 
 
'She'll be 18 in 11 minutes.'

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Re: 11 Minutes can be an eternity!
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2013, 06:33:23 AM »
Timing is everything in humor!
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Re: 11 Minutes can be an eternity!
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2013, 07:04:13 AM »
Reading a computer magazine?  Huh, romantic preparation has changed...   ;D
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Re: 11 Minutes can be an eternity!
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2013, 07:37:38 AM »
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