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Offline oldcoastie6468

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My list
« on: November 23, 2013, 03:08:57 PM »
I've compiled a comprehensive list of ways to win an argument with a woman.

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Offline rustybayonet

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Re: My list
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2013, 03:17:27 PM »
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Just remember 'old' -- We both married Miss Right ... We just didn'y know both of their middle names was "Always"
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Offline Pandora

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Re: My list
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2013, 06:27:55 PM »
And, as for that tree/forest thing?  Yes, you're still wrong.
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Offline AlanS

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Re: My list
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2013, 06:32:36 PM »
Quote from: Pandora on November 23, 2013, 06:27:55 PM
Yes, you're still wrong.

Are you SURE you're not related to my wife? ::thinking::
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Offline Pandora

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Re: My list
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2013, 06:33:47 PM »
Honey, at this point in life, we're ALL your wife.
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Offline KittenClaws

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Re: My list
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2013, 07:54:20 PM »
Quote from: oldcoastie6468 on November 23, 2013, 03:08:57 PM
I've compiled a comprehensive list of ways to win an argument with a woman.

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Women are getting a bad rap , you know? There are plenty of times I allow my husband to win an argument.
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Offline Pablo de Fleurs

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Re: My list
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2013, 08:18:45 PM »
That's because you've gone about it in the wrong way. When I got married, I lay down the law:

I'd make ALL the major decisions & she could make the minor ones...

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...dang near 30 years of wedded bliss & STILL not one major decision to be made.

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Offline IronDioPriest

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Re: My list
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2013, 08:24:33 PM »
I don't ever argue. I just explain why I'm right.
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Offline oldcoastie6468

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Re: My list
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2013, 09:26:57 PM »
Quote from: KittenClaws on November 23, 2013, 07:54:20 PM
Women are getting a bad rap , you know? There are plenty of times I allow my husband to win an argument.

You ALLOW him to win an argument?

I'll not follow up on that, since I'd get my face slapped!  ;)  ::rimshot::

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