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Wisconsin DNR struggling to curb sex at nude beach
« on: December 02, 2013, 11:37:34 PM »
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Wisconsin DNR struggling to curb sex at nude beach

December 01, 2013 6:11 pm  •  By TODD RICHMOND(2) Comments
Wisconsin authorities thought they could curb libidos at the state's nude beach by closing it on weekdays, but citation data shows the move just shifted the hanky-panky to the weekends.

The Department of Natural Resources issued 13 citations at the beach between June and early October this year. All were for sex, and 11 were issued on weekends. Those numbers are down from 2012's totals, but wardens said the problem is far more prevalent than the numbers suggest. All the citations were issued during just seven days of surveillance and some people seen having sex ran off before wardens could cite them.

"There's no doubt there's more stuff going on," said Nathan Kroeplin, who supervises DNR law enforcement in Dane County. "There's definitely frustration. (The weekday closures) didn't really seem like it made that much of a dent."

The DNR has owned the beach on the Wisconsin River just outside Mazomanie and the surrounding woods since the late 1940s. Over the years, the sandbar has become a destination for nudists from around the country. Exposing one's genitals is a misdemeanor in Wisconsin, but prosecutors in liberal Dane County say naked people must cause a disturbance before they'll charge them. The DNR estimates as many as 70,000 people have visited the sandbar some summers.

The trouble is visitors haven't been content with skinny-dipping and sunbathing. Many are looking for trysts and drugs, according to the DNR.

Where're you dippin' dat thang?

Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

http://www.winonadailynews.com/news/state-and-regional/wi/article_cb54f0c7-997d-5b7e-81f9-06cb3843da7e.html
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Re: Wisconsin DNR struggling to curb sex at nude beach
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2013, 11:41:26 PM »
Aw hell; we've got a local man-made lake/reservoir around which the authoritahs have closed trails and areas due to unlawful nudity and boinking, mostly homo tryst places.  So, now, nobody gets to use 'em because a bunch of rotten apples came in the barrel.
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Re: Wisconsin DNR struggling to curb sex at nude beach
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2013, 07:17:59 AM »
Yeah, damned homo's like buggering down along the river bank in Mpls and there was something in the news a few years ago about some notorious truck stops...

Like this WI story...at least the cold months put a bit of a damper on the deviants...might want to try not killing skeeters but releasing them in these trouble areas in the summer!
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