You'd probably be surprised how often EMTs and paramedics have to deal with stuff like that. My dad relates a story from his fire department days where they were dispatched to a scene where a man had "somehow" gotten one of those tubular light bulbs up in his nether regions. Wherein the glass shattered.
Upon transporting him to the ER, the doctors there said they had a whole list of bizarre items they'd removed from poop chutes.
