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Offline oldcoastie6468

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"What'll ya have?"
« on: December 04, 2013, 08:02:37 AM »
From my "For What It's Worth" file...........

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Condomania.com, which claims to be America’s first online condom store (who knew!), has decided to conduct its own very important, highly scientific study*. According to a press release, the website compiled condom sales data by state to find out which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger-sized condoms.

The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis size”–and some surprising news for the Dakotas.

North Dakota
Rhode Island
South Dakota
District of Columbia
Massachusetts
Ohio
Arizona
Alabama
New York
South Carolina
Colorado
Maryland
Wisconsin
New Jersey
California
Florida
Connecticut
Virginia
Oregon
Pennsylvania
Washington
Tennessee
New Mexico
Iowa
Illinois
Louisiana
Vermont
Utah
Maine
Nebraska
Idaho
Kansas
Delaware
Michigan
Nevada
New Hampshire
Oklahoma
Montana
Minnesota
Kentucky
Texas
Indiana
West Virginia
Missouri
Alaska
North Carolina
Wyoming
Arkansas
Hawaii
Mississippi

Maybe guys from North Dakota really are big pric...........well, you know.......


http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/12/03/which-state-is-the-biggest/#ixzz2mVwkcBpH

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Re: "What'll ya have?"
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2013, 11:21:25 AM »
I call BS on that!  ND is right next door, know many NoDaker's...they're buying two packs of XXXL's and one pack of small's and tossing the former out (or sticking them on car exhausts!) to skew the stats!
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Re: "What'll ya have?"
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2013, 11:25:17 AM »
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