I heard a good Mandela joke.
President Obama walks into a funeral parlor & eulogizes Mandela, saying what a great leader he was and an inspiration. He goes on to say that he wishes he could walk the very same path as Mandela just did...and, like a sign from God, is struck dead as he speaks...allowing for him to be buried alongside his communist-backing hero.
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